Vogan Monorhyme
Forsooth and forlorn ferocious I fried,
Before Bibawhack, my baboon bastard's bride.
To teachy thee a truth, Ye took And Ye tried…
On yon odorous oxters [as the ocean tide.]
Guarengriddle Green, elope, elope. Makes watery- eyed.
So send it soft, send it soon, spittle spot, easily spied.
Him and she, Her and He hurtle and hide…
Disenchanted,
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Categories:
vogan, nonsense,
Form: Monorhyme
Vogan Unrest-
Celebrations shock gatherings cries of the breath;
And clapping of those masking's while holding their crush;
Labor long and hard, while hurdling soft;
Spills the just of juice;
I can't vue it, just can't vue it...
is the Vogon's contest?
7/17/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
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Categories:
vogan, adventure, analogy, anxiety, stress,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogan Poetry Beware of Lettuce
Did anyone say vegan
oh you mean Meagan
No she died ears ago
eating a pulpit
wat !!! she ate wood chips !!!
Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract
blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled
her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus
what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone
or you'll wind
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Categories:
vogan, pollution,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogan Poetry Inspires Us All
Vogan Poetry inspires us all
Couth super- of the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure
National poetry month prompt day eight Vogan Bot Poetry
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Categories:
vogan, satire, science fiction,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Eliminating the Vogan Queen
Fouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers. Muddling in madness, the querulous queen of the planetarian everylords slapped an intergalactic space voyager cat into Fricklebundt’s space pod, knowing
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Categories:
vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Incensed By Vogan Tv
Happily ensconced in a glimmering tree
Wearing buckle belts on his pudgy left knee
The old Vogan king took a potshot at me.
My men promptly snatched him up and threw him down
Tore off his wig, his shirt, and his hideous crown
Kicked him meanly into a heap on the ground
We dragged him by orange donkey cart all over
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Categories:
vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry