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Vogan Poems - Poems about Vogan


Premium MemberVogan Monorhyme



Forsooth and forlorn ferocious I fried,

Before Bibawhack, my baboon bastard's bride. 

To teachy thee a truth,  Ye took And Ye tried…

On yon odorous oxters [as the ocean tide.] 

Guarengriddle Green, elope, elope.  Makes watery- eyed.

So send it soft, send it soon, spittle spot, easily spied.

Him and she, Her and He hurtle and hide…

Disenchanted,
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Categories: vogan, nonsense,
Form: Monorhyme

Premium MemberVogan Unrest-

Celebrations shock gatherings cries of the breath;
And clapping of those masking's while holding their crush;
Labor long and hard, while hurdling soft;
Spills the just of juice;
I can't vue it, just can't vue it...
is the Vogon's contest?


7/17/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
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Categories: vogan, adventure, analogy, anxiety, stress,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium MemberVogan Poetry Beware of Lettuce

Did anyone say vegan 
oh you mean Meagan 
No she died ears ago 
eating a pulpit 
wat !!! she ate wood chips !!!
Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract 
blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled
her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus  
what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone
or you'll wind
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Categories: vogan, pollution,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Vogan Poetry Inspires Us All

Vogan Poetry inspires us all 

Couth super- of  the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me 
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure 

National poetry month prompt  day eight Vogan Bot Poetry
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Categories: vogan, satire, science fiction,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Premium MemberEliminating the Vogan Queen

Fouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers.  Muddling in madness, the querulous queen of the planetarian everylords slapped an intergalactic space voyager cat into Fricklebundt’s space pod, knowing
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Categories: vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium MemberIncensed By Vogan Tv

Happily ensconced in a glimmering tree
Wearing buckle belts on his pudgy left knee
The old Vogan king took a potshot at me.

My men promptly snatched him up and threw him down
Tore off his wig, his shirt, and his hideous crown
Kicked him meanly into a heap on the ground

We dragged him by orange donkey cart all over
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Categories: vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry

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