Funny Visionary Poems | Examples

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©7 Spot Winner  - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024

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Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened

A soft rain was falling,
A roof top lullabye I call it. 

The sound was so peaceful,
The rhythm had lulled me to sleep. 

I dreamt I was sailing,
In puddles and streams. 

The thunder cracked,
I awoke...my roof was leaking above me.

Premium MemberA Connection Ignited Gary and Sue

Life is indeed a funny old game
it's pathways and bends go many a way
many crossroads come to our minds
making decisions to go or just to stay

There was a young chap called Gary
decent quiet nice mannered was he
company was hard especially among girls
felt apprehensive among any not at all free

One day he was walking on his own
met a lady much older with her dog
who asked him what was his job
a joiner by trade at night wrote a blog

He did a few jobs for this lady called Sue
putting up some shelves, made a new door
they got to know each other very well
each one having affection all the more

They went out for meals together
many walks together hand in hand
a fire was burning within each other
this relationship, could it truly stand

So Gary and Sue were now an item
though many years divided their range
both didn't care for love connected them
for them, this 'affair' wasn't at all strange

In the midnight hour, Sue saw
a vision in the dark sky above
one word came down, YES
Gary proposed to say You I love

( This is a fictional write where young meets providentially someone older and they click romantically in love)

Bio Modified - Visionary Wordsmith

Visionary,
I am imaginative, adventuresome, dramatic and funny,
Bob, my hubby I love, writing and birdwatching next, 
ideas of mentoring new writers, teaching and dreaming,
feelings of contentment, positivity and hope,
fear of heights, monsters in my closet and being alone,
a bucket list of writing a novel, traveling and antiquing, 
a resident of the Potato State,
Wordsmith

Sudden Impact

birds flight
ends abruptly 
sudden impact


The Spider of the Night

The Spiders home
So small so thin,
Do you ever think
Where's she's never been?

She spins her home
Then just waits
Hoping for a meal
At her gate.

You'll never see
A tear she might shed
For getting love
Her mate does dread.

Saunter to the web
Is what he must do
Hoping she doesn't
Turn him to stew.

A simple life
Like so very many
Exiled to ground
With legs so skinny.

 Feared by many
When sneaking around
Heavy breath
Does abound.
Kenneth Fordham 9-25-2017

Offering

I'd offer you a hand
But every time you say
"don't bother."
I'd offer you a hand
But I just get dirty looks.
What would you do 
If I offered you a foot?

Cloud 9

Get off of my cloud
In this moment I own it
At least for right now 
And do not worry
I shant let thee fall
Whereas, merely I am three feet off the ground
But, soon my hope shall be set ever higher 
Then, thou canst stay alittle while longer
Until then, get off of my cloud

Esha's Haiku

Esha's Haiku

by Ayesha Karim


fork knife spoon

fruit salad bread bowl

soup entrée dessert
(Assume I am at a dinner or at IHOP)

Asking the server for the check.

Tell of the Heart

I knew you would be coming...you come every year old one.
My mere dreams could merely subdue the pain.
But the real pain lies, it lies to both you and I but mostly upon you.
The truth is a funny thing sometimes it can never be found by those who wish to find it, such ones like myself.
Who knows what time will bring our way?
Who knows of such a time?
Life is so short  but everyone at one time wishes it were shorter.

My life

Your life

Hangs in one life

Our life

If this day should come to pass as our last please do remember me.
Forget me not for I am unforgettable but forgivable I be. 
Love is such a strong word but many don't know what it means, but many think they do.
Is love what we share?
I ask you for myself I am unaware. 
The words which I write are fading so until next time it is good-bye I am saying~

Job's Funny Sister

JOB'S FUNNY SISTER

                       Job's sister
                   didn't need a whale
                         life ate her

Premium MemberLemmings Never Pay the Phone Company

"Tree huggers” use AT&T
The human cost catastrophe
On the horizon
Like text from Verizon
Is sent with the speed of 4G
 
Pollution's still booked at no 
cost
And Earth’s expenses neatly tossed
Off the balance sheet
With a "Sprint" so complete
The effects on nature seem lost 

Yes EPA rules do offend
Those who crave Earth’s wealth without end
They claim to hate debt
But have seen nothing yet
Like phone bills "T-Mobile" might send! 


Author's note:  It seems ironic and strange that debt haters (like tea party supporters, for 
example) and those who are pushing more reliance on fossil fuel and less "subsidy" for 
renewables (Romney/Ryan for example) support the continuation of policies and 
practices that will damage the environment and that will hurt future generations.  They are 
pushing growth and not pushing conservation.  I would have more respect for them if 
they talked about the costs as well as the benefits of their plans.  I wonder if it might just 
be a scam to reward large corporations for the short term and stick it to the rest of us for 
generations.  That would be nothing new.

A Letter To Miss Sandman

Can't sleep.
 can't eat.
  write words.
    repeat.
     until I fall

Rainter

Rainter! O my Rainter! What are you, Rainter?
Are you a new season tinted by holy painter?
Rain is falling hard even in this freezing winter,
Everywhere disgust roams like a lonely hunter.

The winter rain congeals brains, soaks hearts,
With its two ice-cold hands and crying eyes.
Nature is camouflaging itself in several parts
To display how changing carpet of Time flies.

Rainter, a fragment of Nature’s jumbled play,
Is nothing but a cyclic blend of its crude tools.
Some would sense it exciting, others may say
“Rainter, thou art disgusting except to the fools”
© Osman Gani  Create an image from this poem.

Spirits In the Night

There’s a story on the island
 of spirits in the night,
 a special place where they go to dance
 on the sand in the midnight moonlight.
 You can hear them singing
 and laughing
 as they hide in the fog,
 they play hide-n-seek and 
ride the surf’s roll.
 You won’t see their faces—
 
but they see your soul,
 they watch you and hear you
 as the island winds blow.
 Their seaweed hair wet,
 limbs swaying in the mist,
 the moonlight gone,
 as the sand turns cold,
 they return each night,
 it’s their favorite place,
 well—that’s what I’m told.

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