Why Ghost Is Single

WHY GHOST IS SINGLE (ME);

Olivia is very lazy
She's also a bit crazy,
She once sent my mom a nude with the caption "Your son loves this "
You bet it didn't go so nicely.

Cecilia is very selfish,
And she loves to fish,
Once she has eaten well,
For all, she cares you can all go to hell.

Charlotte is a whore,
She gives James, Peter, John, Andrew, and 99 more,
She's like a charity organization,
I think she loves motion.

Aria never calls me honey,
Until she sees money,
That girl must have been born near a bank,
She hates seeing her handbag blank.

Chilling with Lillian is so fun,
Until you realize she has no buns,
Her back has no form,
She looks like the other boy I saw in Trieste.

Natalie always lifts my moods,
But bro have you seen her boobs,
They look like fallen soldiers,
And the left one looks like my roommate's slippers.

Josephine is very kind,
But that woman is out of her mind,
If she thinks I'll risk being caught by her boyfriend,
Bro that guy can beat me with one hand.

Ghost  passing
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