Vex Poems - Poems about Vex

I’m surprised your first name is Rex. It’s not kingly to often vex Nor Godly much store set on sex… Are you damned sure your name is Rex. Your lips often form the word “Sex”, Even as ears tremble or vex… Every woman on her cheeks pecks, Badly three relationship wrecks, Saying “Nothing wrong parting necks.” Tell me your Last Truth – “Are you...

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It does a lot make one barmy, Asking women to join The Army, For torture with its classic pain, For the captured does drive insane, And her bravado jail with chain, Military secrets for fast leakage, A whole Army for speechless wreckage! One is already quite the Barmy, Enlisting women in one’s Army, Muscular Eve’s sad losers at sex, Often a sight that soon starts...

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A gift you bestowed on your luddite mum and dad, you left us your Alexa and she is driving us both mad! I ask her to remind me to make a phone call, her timing's up the shoot and it’s her downfall! I say "Alexa remind me at ten past two", she gets it all wrong what are we to...

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new life all strife springtime once fine aw spring poor thing winter got her just look tied up spring sun no fun in out no clout ground cold be told spring fails life ails spring vexed whats next...

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Don't vex your ex When love from grace falls Cos Semtex Strikes love walls Once so mighty, so sprightly Stood proud to defeat any cumulus cloud Which off balance slightly Couldn't speak or spell aloud In defence of the right Love from her heart demanded In a grip so tight In a loud voice commanded From Ben and Betty As they strove hard Despite little cash in the...

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