Women Should Not Join the Army

It does a lot make one barmy, Asking women to join The Army, For torture with its classic pain, For the captured does drive insane, And her bravado jail with chain, Military secrets for fast leakage, A whole Army for speechless wreckage! One is already quite the Barmy, Enlisting women in one’s Army, Muscular Eve’s sad losers at sex, Often a sight that soon starts to vex, Feminity the one to now stay atop, And with muscular kisses plant the crop. No woman should near An Army, Unless prepared to answer Sammy, On a consuming island marooned, Or in as consuming forest cocooned; Her camouflage for the longest wear, After tied knots one child bear, As the body ever is a dreaming witness Of violated physical fitness.