Sorry Vanity Poems

Kicking Tires

So that is next year’s model, is it now?
The vintage being deftly moved aside.
I feel oddly sorry for them both, and how
Her sleekness won’t...

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Resolved was I to exercise,
To utmost try to slenderize.
From flabby bod I'd poundage peel
To Grecian god beneath reveal.

But soon my straining torso frail
Becomes complaining, moaning...

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Why are you so loud and proud?
Why must you announce your intent
Using Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tik Tok to vent

It is I who wish to...

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Annette Arnold had recently left college
And was thrust into flimsy dating realms; 
She grabbed pen and paper to describe
Top-choice dude of her fanciest dreams. 

Dashingly...

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On multiple planes
sing infinite socio-bytes
my waters flow pride
as they hide from sorry eyes
my hourglass tears turn to dust...

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Please unchain me from this false utopia
This hopeful thinking is a hopeless flaw
Please forgive the wrongs I inflicted upon you
This tainted sorrow is infecting all...

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I remember your face in the mirror and all
I remember us running in the woods
I recall the moment I caught your freefall 
Hmm...ahh...ooh...

I remember last...

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Absent minds are proved by empty talk
We are sorry but it doesn’t help us
Empty hearts seem to be among folks
We can cry but it doesn’t...

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I was a stupid girl
Egoistic and dumb
Put myself first
I was feeling numb

A promise to change
I made up my mind
And I am sorry
I was too blind

In...

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Maybe we're wasting time
Pretending to be fine
Not addressing the strain 
We inflicted on our brains

Naming names
Placing blame 
Never saying sorry
For fear of furry

Screwing up the...

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>As an ex- B 2 dog trainer, from the Royal Army Veterinary Corps of too many years ago.  I cringe when I see dogs...

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Life's theatre, tears and faces
Dreams have burnt with silent stories
Hit in back with shot or lances
Idols die without their sorries

Smoke of drugs syringe injection
Stars are...

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Oh! Beloved, I’m dying to hear your voice for so long
You’re so far now and my tears could really make sounds as song
I’d say that...

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Political Correctness Brings Weakness!

In our country’s pursuit of “political correctness…”
We’re not in a position of strength…  But weakness!
It’s like you can’t hardly say anything...

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You’ll write a beautiful melody,
If it’s truly from the heart.
So first I’ll find the remedy,
To cure mine of the dark.
But holy light and blind eyes,
Are...

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