Please Do Not Hound Me

>As an ex- B 2 dog trainer, from the Royal Army Veterinary Corps of too many years ago. I cringe when I see dogs dressed up like fashion models. But knowing me, as you do, it did inspire a poem. Have a nice dress free day today, all my canine friends. However as it is the Cruft’s Dog Show this week and they are after internet canine stars, beware. You know I will not be watching, so your street credibility will still be intact. Smarty knows what must be going through your minds. And he will not bol (bol is a doggy expression which means bark out loud. This being the dog equivalent, of lol, which we humans use as the written communication of laugh out loud, on that infernal internet, we all seem to be hooked on.) Please do not hound me. By Stanley Russell Harris (TMA) I'm not a fashion model. Not a woman or a man. I feel the best in my own coat. That's how I feel best, man. And if you are a woman. I'll lick you if I can. You see, they say, ' I'm man's best friend,' although, they might be wrong. But dressed up like a fashion model! I think that's, oh so wrong. I hope my canine friends don't see me. Or my street credibility will all be gone. With that thought inside my head. I'm off now, back to bed. So long, 'Woof.' The above tail, sorry tale, I mean poem, (Dragon pay attention,) was inspired by the Author of Smarty Search and Rescue Dog Books. Available on www.feedaread.com?>aff=6463. Have a nice day everyone. I am still on cloud nine having been declared cancer free, yesterday, yahoo. <