Girl Vanity Poems

Oh you know the type—
the orchid woman

a cosmopolitan who cosmo sips
between snips of gist
her charisma a starship —collides
with your star-full eyes
supernova for Casanova
her pouty lips...

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Chaos ensues when she enters the venue
Deep-seated insecurities and childhood issues
She takes the beauty and makes it problematic
Chaos is a defining feature of her habits

She...

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There was a lady in her late thirties

She loved juicy gossip and kitty parties

Kids were two, an older boy and a younger girl

Naughty devils but...

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Vintage photos sprawled before me on the table -
pictures of a time when I was able
to turn some heads when I went to town
and dance...

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You remind me of some man
Tall, dark and ... Ah! May.
His wallet was a handful dripping
His masculine hands were short with
a bright, cheerful face
His speech...

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Crooked Tooth Joy

When I was young and hadn't a care,
I once wished I had curly hair.
But now I see what would've been misery
for the valiant...

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Million and one things better than applause..
okay to go through life ne'er seeking praise.
Though rain tree unwatered, grows half as tall,
an unloved heart wilts in...

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It starts with you, an insanely elegant girl
You got my knees weak, I couldn’t speak
Words just slip of my mind and twirl
Stunned, ashamed and sweaty...

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Leaving a print on coffee cups
and cigarettes as well
making a mark on societies deluxe
casting shallow spells
looking to the front row
to spot what they have on
at...

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The Narcissist

She was the chief admirer of her beauty.
A daily dose of maintenance was her duty.
She even added fat onto her booty.
Oh yes, she could...

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For the Haven’s advancement,
the Elite may extend a courteous backhand,
or a fist wrapped with opinion
that some may mistake for abuse.

Dante’s girl fell from her steeple
head...

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At first—I truly believed
that it was You that caused all of this—
this eruption of pain at a time where
I was supposed to be jubilant—happy—
and truly...

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There once was a girl from Patchew
Who wanted a flower tattoo.

When she pulled out her rump
The artist went "thump!"

So she ended up using just glue....

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To be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)

The toilet makes a swoosh, 
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one, 
and...

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Selfies

Loony's got a blister on her chin.
Poor Looney! May the world weep with her.
She's torn by trouble; she just can't win;
God Bless her soul.

Loony's got...

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