Sent: Sun, Jul 20, 2014 1:23 pm
No skinny jeans
Looking like you wearing your 7 year old kids jeans
No skinny jeans allowed in my house
I bet your jock hurts
I bet yourl girl has a bad yeast infections
both of you bugging
Nerve infections in both of your legs
I know that got to hurt
The Doctor yelling" Oh not you two again
with that fashion trend
I don't believe this
OOH that hurts
Thoses young kids trying so hard to fit in with the fashion trend
here is another one that
can even bend, or touch his feet
pants so tight we had to do surgery just to removed those skinny jeans
he or she is numb for a week or maybe a life time
digestive problem
blood clots pelvic
pain in the back
thrush yeast infections
and excess vaginal
discharge and itching
Tell retails store to put a warning sign on those skinny jeans
If skinny jeans cause all that pain
make sure he or she has health insurance
Matter fact take it to congress
and tell them to banned skinny jeans
Beware of the skinny jeans they should be illegal
They can lead you in hospital bed or a early deaf
Sorry no skinny jeans in my closet
Doctors advices you might want to stick to baggy jeans
Categories:
vaginal, pain,
Form: Verse
****, Vaginal or Rectal or Pterodactyl
Thee ae many things that may become fragile;
Either ****, Vaginal or Rectal or else Pterodactyl
So why to the poor only give them a passel?
While rich enjoy living in their ivory castle.
Are always some plays known as razzle dazzle
Over which I presume people get in a hassle
When performance should be on schedule
Or end up in a danger that is perpetual.
At first was abysmal as well as abominable
Became perfect play such a phenomenal
And then later we decently did admire
His igniting team setting them on fire.
Done gingerly lacked hindsight and grotesque
That put the whole team to a turbulent task
Really being rascals like caddy coaches are
Turned each team member into a rising star.
Jim Horn
Categories:
vaginal, humorous,
Form: Couplet
I SAW the death creep three hooves and a beat!
A pregnant silence above violins stressed
strings--||dancing frets ~~~~~~~
A gnome drunk-walk scattering blackbirds
and neon-lit billboards ;a humid Mother Earth
(with no protection)
vaginal-air of sleepy fatigued wooden scents
Post-rain meltdown exhaustion sleeps
in hungry-soil love.
But the gnome cries, "I've no reflection
to redeem...no troll to toll beneath
fire-speaking coins upon my eyes!
Make the Earth Scream. Make the Soul dream.
It is eating me!
:: ~ ::
Categories:
vaginal, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
"Freaked"
by: Eric L. Boddie
As Beauty can dwell
Every freaky game held
In justified, kind lust
meaning new orgasms plus
quests rarely seen
through useful vaginal wings
***-rating your zing
9-22-15
Categories:
vaginal, art, lust, passion, poetry,
Form: ABC
A third eye, an open ended
topsy-turvy petal blowing gap,
a vaginal bore, is what I’ve become.
The bloom's long gone. The petals sucked
dry with nectar long ago lipped.
Every orifice repeats its plea
for knowing I, centered as the core of id.
I am the warmth burnt from fields of Iris’
and bays of daylilies, I have
flowered, soon to die.
A third I laughs at the absurdity,
tendrils rooting on hair of silver gray,
aft holding to the ship of orbital she-
ray-rising to the celestial he.
First Published by Kind of a Hurricane Press 2013
Categories:
vaginal, art,
Form: Free verse
Of Daughters and Aborted Liberties…
My ravished womb drips
precious blood of incestuous rape;
the ghosts of my daughters scream
from shared graves
marked with vaginal blood
shed by sons drunk
on the wine of intoxicating power.
Mislead adolescent warriors
fan holocaust embers
scorching time tested hopes
gone to ashes
as death winds strike chimes
of ebony genocide;
and the cradle and the grave
stand juxtaposed to each other.
My desperate screams
reverberate off once listening ears
and ricochet into the void silence
of a newsworthy footnote:
caught in the cobwebs of history
my aborted blood of liberty flows
like the meandering Nile.
Categories:
vaginal, africa, allegory, analogy, bereavement,
Form: Prose Poetry
She’s a beautiful beach of sand, from her forehead, 2 her feet, 2 her hands, the warmest of brown sand, a seductive woman, I love this piece of land, I walk through the muscles of her brain as slow as I can, I want 2 enjoy every thought, lay beside them -n- kiss them until I fully understand, she’s a beautiful beach of sand, her heartbeat soothes my feet, it improves my speech, I swam through her vaginal gland, I sun tan covered in her liquid vaginal sand, what a seductive woman, from her forehead, 2 her feet, 2 her hands, she’s a beautiful beach of sand.
I love this piece of land
The warmest of brown sand
A seductive woman, a beautiful
Beautiful beach of sand, I love
This woman
Categories:
vaginal, love, sensual, sexy,
Form: Free verse
The women of the sea:
Gentle vaginal giants
Rowing, rowing, rowing.
Then a fruit cup, a spray down,
And back into the Wild Blue!
Make room for more!
All you need, really,
Is a rope tied to a jug
To catch you some women of the sea.
Na Wahine O Ke Kai:
A hug would collapse a lung.
Categories:
vaginal, funny, seawomen, women,
Form: Free verse
“The blended ******: how you
can have one tonight!”
Vaginal and clitoral perhaps? Tell me, Oprah!
I do not know what this is. Tell me, Oprah!
I wonder what Freud would say:
“She wants her father and a *****
and I want money and a reputation”
Are his words not true? Tell me, Oprah!
Categories:
vaginal, confusion, introspection, life, mystery,
Form: Free verse