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No Skinny Jeans

Sent: Sun, Jul 20, 2014 1:23 pm No skinny jeans Looking like you wearing your 7 year old kids jeans No skinny jeans allowed in my house I bet your jock hurts I bet yourl girl has a bad yeast infections both of you bugging Nerve infections in both of your legs I know that got to hurt The Doctor yelling" Oh not you two again with that fashion trend I don't believe this OOH that hurts Thoses young kids trying so hard to fit in with the fashion trend here is another one that can even bend, or touch his feet pants so tight we had to do surgery just to removed those skinny jeans he or she is numb for a week or maybe a life time digestive problem blood clots pelvic pain in the back thrush yeast infections and excess vaginal discharge and itching Tell retails store to put a warning sign on those skinny jeans If skinny jeans cause all that pain make sure he or she has health insurance Matter fact take it to congress and tell them to banned skinny jeans Beware of the skinny jeans they should be illegal They can lead you in hospital bed or a early deaf Sorry no skinny jeans in my closet Doctors advices you might want to stick to baggy jeans

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Date: 9/30/2017 11:53:00 AM
Damn... lol
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