No Skinny Jeans
Sent: Sun, Jul 20, 2014 1:23 pm
No skinny jeans
Looking like you wearing your 7 year old kids jeans
No skinny jeans allowed in my house
I bet your jock hurts
I bet yourl girl has a bad yeast infections
both of you bugging
Nerve infections in both of your legs
I know that got to hurt
The Doctor yelling" Oh not you two again
with that fashion trend
I don't believe this
OOH that hurts
Thoses young kids trying so hard to fit in with the fashion trend
here is another one that
can even bend, or touch his feet
pants so tight we had to do surgery just to removed those skinny jeans
he or she is numb for a week or maybe a life time
digestive problem
blood clots pelvic
pain in the back
thrush yeast infections
and excess vaginal
discharge and itching
Tell retails store to put a warning sign on those skinny jeans
If skinny jeans cause all that pain
make sure he or she has health insurance
Matter fact take it to congress
and tell them to banned skinny jeans
Beware of the skinny jeans they should be illegal
They can lead you in hospital bed or a early deaf
Sorry no skinny jeans in my closet
Doctors advices you might want to stick to baggy jeans
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