Utensils Poems - Poems about Utensils

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The Fork said to the Spoon, I want you for my wife. The Spoon said to the Fork, I just got married to the Knife. The Knife said to the Fork, Best keep your tines to yourself. The Fork said to the Knife, Don't try to put me on the shelf. The Spoon said to them both, Can't we all just get along. So they...

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I call it a fork and so do you A shellfish fork or a threek? Is it a carving fork or a twok? A knife or a onek? A spoon or zerok?...

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I unearthed mouse turds in the silverware tray. The little furry devils are back. I bought some traps. The little wooden snappy ones. The kind my father wielded decades before. They hadn't changed one bit throughout the years, Why change deadly perfection, I guess. I used to think my father was cruel. Why couldn't he just live trap and release them in a...

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Someone said I could probably write About furniture and kitchen utensils And still put a funny twist on my poem So I'll try to live up to my potential You must possess a strange old noodle To know how my crazy brain works Observing the simplest things everyday And giving them a twist and a jerk Sure ain't no genius but ain't no...

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