Undies Poems - Poems about Undies

... Do you slurp when eating your soup It's perfectly okay you know In the rules for soup, especially tomato Slurping should be audible I'm told Also messing up a clean white tuxedo Is......Read the rest...

...Limericks IX Scratch-n-Sniff by Michael R. Burch The world’s first antinatalist limerick? Life comes with a terrible catch: It’s like starting a fire with a match. Though the flames m......Read the rest...

..." All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :( ~~ The poet~~ Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul to be seen. Too good to be true the place to myself quieter than it had ever been. ......Read the rest...

...Easing the panties down off of a cutie Provides a good view of her natural beauty With delicate fabric then out of the way That play field's clear for that most special play A stroke and a li......Read the rest...

...Most people dislike jokes, especially the kind that pokes fun or ridicule at themselves, but they’ll laugh their undies wet without shame, embarrassment or regret when the poke’s on someone else......Read the rest...

...there was a demon called Golgothan whose name was something to hit upon he was smelly and mighty undies not tighty whitie we kept him locked away in the john......Read the rest...

...bundy's undies posted 10/19/23......Read the rest...

...jeans and a tee shirt vivid imagination undressed by his eyes......Read the rest...

...When I was a lad of fourteen my finger caught in a machine; the ambulance came and said, to Mom’s shame; “O M G, his undies aren’t clean!”......Read the rest...

...A sneeze travels about 100 mph 40,000 droplets are ejected Traveling almost eleven feet Much further than expected Wondering if that applies to farts Heard they can be quite deadly Bl......Read the rest...

...Valentine’s Day here you come again, February 14th lord have mercy on me amen, You just have to rock up every year without fail, To remind me to celebrate the fact I’m still without a Male, And......Read the rest...

...The clouds dispersed and brightened And Luke looked The Frightened His long bright look had darkened, A week’s prayer not hearkened: Not that of fervent farmer A long parched Earth is Hammer Th......Read the rest...

...How can a Superhero Fight against crime and sin When daily there are fewer Phone boxes to change in. The crims would all laugh At the luducrous sight Of him in a lounge suit Arriving for the f......Read the rest...

...Old as hell and nowhere near a specimen that doctors feel inclined to level with when physicals are done, I've been hearing comments like, "You'd better do it soon", ever since I hit my sixties...no......Read the rest...

...Life is full of oddities Which can give it variety And every now and then Even cause soe anxiety He was a man of character. He trod his own path, Kept his undies in the fridge And his coal in ......Read the rest...