Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear for that most special play
A stroke and a lick, a tickle and kiss
Will start her along on the way to much bliss
Then she'll look with favor on all of your moves
To head towards getting right into the groove
Unconstrained access to goodies a-plenty
Makes hope spring right up for permissible entry!
Categories:
undies, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
Form: Rhyme
jeans and a tee shirt
vivid imagination
undressed by his eyes
Categories:
undies, beautiful, blue, fantasy, lust,
Form: Senryu
When I was a lad of fourteen
my finger caught in a machine;
the ambulance came
and said, to Mom’s shame;
“O M G, his undies aren’t clean!”
Categories:
undies, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Some weird loud song from the sixties blasted
As we entered grandma’s farmhouse
She was not expecting us, but we knew she would be pleased
We wanted to show her that we could drive now.
My twin suggested grandma might be in the living room
She was not there, but the music was a bit louder
We opened the door to her bedroom
She was dancing in her underwear
We promptly shut the door
And knocked, too late to un-see what was already seen
Can you believe she has matching bra and panties?
We giggled all the way home that day
Categories:
undies, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Make up, it clogs the pores and makes skin flake.
Why not go natural for goodness sake?
deodorant, soap and water serves you fine, and a little body odor most people won't mind.
razors, they nic and cut and cause a bleed, if hair grows there just let it be.
hairspray, it's bad for the lungs, best do it in the yard.
It leaves hair stiff and feeling hard.
fingernail polish, it coats nailbeds so they can't breathe. People now show feet
that make you want to heave.
undies, who invented undies any way? Just another thing to take off at the
end of each day.
Categories:
undies, 1st grade,
Form: Light Verse
granny always showed her undies
she babysat me on sundays
they had red poke-dots
that covered a lot
granny said it was our fun days
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Categories:
undies, crush, fantasy, grandmother, lust,
Form: Limerick
The first thing in the morning when I awake
Check if I'm breathing, then my overall state
Whether functional or not
Wearing undies and socks
That's all that matters or the cost of a steak
Categories:
undies, silly,
Form: Limerick
Gussie Moran, a tennis star,
Created quite a stir
When she wore lace-trimmed underwear,
Created just for her.
In 1949 this was,
On Wimbledon’s staid courts;
The British folk were scandalized,
According to reports.
Designed by Teddy Tingling,
A tennis pro and Brit,
The all-white skirt (above the knees!)
Had newsmen in a snit.
They said she brought “vulgarity”
And even, more so, “sin”
Into a sport that prior
Only let the proper in.
Along with her obit, there was
A photo of her wearing
These very clothes; to us, today,
They’re anything but daring.
But bravo to this fearless gal!
Her charms she did assert
When she gave fans at Wimbledon
A shock beneath her skirt.
Categories:
undies, people, sports,
Form: Rhyme