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Uncouth Poems - Poems about Uncouth


Premium Member Its vandalisam, its more than uncouth'
Let me recount of the mirrored alcoves galleries of brands Whiskeys deep gold many types of bottles into optic feeds Highly polished bar timbertops rich shining deep.' Varied Paper coasters to keep it pristene, bowls of cheese squares crackers at the side, the sent of a recent cleaning Greetings warm when you stepped inside.' The old Hearth with a brass...

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Categories: uncouth, absence, abuse, addiction, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Sleuth Who Thought Truth Too Uncouth
A sleuth who thought truth too uncouth Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’. Her crimes, though quite quaint, Compelled him to faint, Reviving his nerves with vermouth. ...

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Categories: uncouth, drink, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member I once loved a woman, a Tartar
I once loved a woman, a Tartar, who turned out to be a real farter. When I said it wasn’t polite and to stop it! at least at night, she started to fart even harder....

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Categories: uncouth, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Limerick
Unusual and Uncouth
Unusual and Uncouth decay in my tooth unusual and uncouth about voting booth when germinated trouble anticipated should be terminated when we will evoke irritated and provoke fire we would stoke after being dazed God surely always will praise my poem proper phrase we will never budge indulge caused a bulge so you be the judge...

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Categories: uncouth, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Uncouth Operator
*This poem is sung to the music of Sade's seminal song, "Smooth Operator." Intro: He’s ranting with a spiteful hurl, and taunting with a choler heart Spewing crude statements, making lewd comments He’s hated in seven languages Zircon nights and silicon lights, sinthetic high in the sky Hades help him, when he falls Crass carat life, grifter boy He crawls in space with hubris...

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Categories: uncouth, humor, parody, satire, song,
Form: Lyric



Uncanny
It’s uncanny. . . How right has become wrong. How whites don’t belong. How living by rules is only for fools. It’s uncanny. . . How believing in God makes one rather odd. How our nation’s flag is a burnable rag. It’s uncanny. . . How telling the truth ...

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Categories: uncouth, 12th grade, america, community,
Form: Rhyme
Uncouth In Kissing Booth
Uncouth In Kissing Booth Trump was out of control and uncouth; Grabbed women's anatomy in kissing booth; He was one; Had overdone His screws are loose and so is each tooth. Be prepared for fallout. Jim Horn...

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Categories: uncouth, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unwanted Touching Is Uncouth
Believe it or not this is the absolute truth And I'm not into drinking gin and vermouth Heard through the grapevine Ladies parts are divine For ogling, but unwanted touching is uncouth © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: uncouth, humor,
Form: Limerick
Uncouth Beauty
Uncouth and hideous, the large yellow denture, that jutted out like poles, those undulating skin folds, that scarred the face, those slanted muddied eyes, those swollen colorless lips, and haywire hairs that stood like a demon crown, everyone saw this guy and had a frown, so did I, in fact I was not ready for second meeting, but had to as we both worked at...

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Categories: uncouth, inspirational, life, philosophy, yellow,
Form: Free verse

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