Uncomfy Poems - Poems about Uncomfy

...Evict me from this grimy house My son asked me what self-loathing is His home still occupied with laughter I was taken aback by his cleanliness I told him it gathers like dust over time Sweep m......Read the rest...

...I had my covid 19 test today Twas uncomfy that’s all I will say Swabbed my throat then my nose Nose was clean there’s no crows* I’m happy that it’s out the way Need another test at......Read the rest...

...The usual tat overflows on the shelves Such items we’d never buy for ourselves Chocolate hearts wrapped in shiny red plastic At a seven pounds each the prices are drastic! A ......Read the rest...

...THE PRINCESS AND THE SWAN As the storm raged, there were several knocks on the door, She stood the completely drenched, from her head down to the floor. This stunning princess was looking for so......Read the rest...

...We were invited to a party; the theme was tarts and vicars Though I better get in the part and get some skimpy knickers Well I can’t go out in my ‘Bridget Jones’ drawers If I give them a f......Read the rest...

...Four legs and a plank of wood, soft springs and metal rings, lay lonely confused in thought! Mood so low, Walls closing in; so uncomfy, so tense, so lonely. Locked alone; Window open, breeze ......Read the rest...