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Such Testing Times

I had my covid 19 test today
Twas uncomfy that’s all I will say
Swabbed my throat then my nose
Nose was clean there’s no crows*
I’m happy that it’s out the way

Need another test at the weekend
Then it’s quarantine time I must spend
Till they put me to sleep
I hope the sleep is deep
With a camera shoved up my rear end!

Crows* is a term we used for bogies when I was growing up in Derby 
Got a colonoscopy next Tuesday ...so expect more poop poems!

07/02/20

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Jack Horne Date: 7/10/2020 3:01:00 PM lol, haven't heard the crows term - my mum calls 'em chiggy pigs (no idea why...) Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 7/6/2020 3:49:00 PM Let's hope you're all clean after quarantine :) Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/4/2020 11:16:00 PM G'day Jan … I don't know which would be worse. I've had that stick shoved up my nose and I didn't like that much. The other test; well mm - could it be worse. I can't comment on that yet - they can't catch me - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:30:00 PM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 7/3/2020 2:13:00 PM Thank you for the humour, Jan; still at its best, even though it's inspired by a more serious situation. Wishing you all the best for next Tuesday. Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:29:00 PM I have to laugh at times like this Paul! humour gets me through:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/3/2020 2:03:00 PM Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em! Naught to worry, the doctor will be there! Didn't you say IOM was safe? There is more to life than healthcare, so please find a new interest! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:28:00 PM I will try my best Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/3/2020 7:34:00 AM - Works the test with samples from the mouth, nose and rectum ? - I thought it was either mouth or nose - Æsj :))) - hugs and good luck // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:27:00 PM no mouth then both nostrils and i had to have 2 done and now self isolate until I go into hospital on Tuesday:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/3/2020 3:37:00 AM As we get older, tablets and doctors becomes the norm, it's a worrying time Jan but we're behind you, humour will get you through. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:24:00 PM ha ha ha @behind you - you wouldnt want to be near me tomorrow when i start the 'flushing out procedure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor Date: 7/2/2020 9:16:00 PM Oh Jan you have great courage my dear... Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:23:00 PM thanks Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/2/2020 9:12:00 PM I don't usually wish so much negativity but I hope you fail both tests lol ;D, Hugs (when you are properly dressed) ~xomo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:22:00 PM thanks Mo my second covid test was far less brutal and didnt make my eyes water - as for the colonoscopy I will be asleep for that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie Date: 7/2/2020 6:55:00 PM this is such a shame....up your rear end just for fame....but still it sounds like fun....if you smoke fags in the sun....then maybe all would feel the same....lol....i know fag is a cigarette....that is why i laugh....;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:21:00 PM thanks Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael Date: 7/2/2020 6:26:00 PM I had both entries in one day...didn't even know I just woke up...All the best...it's a clear view...if there's anything wrong... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/5/2020 4:21:00 PM thanks Arturo:-) hugs Jan xx