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Typos Poems - Poems about Typos


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Been regarded as clumsy For most of my long life, An existence where accidents Seemed more than usually rife. The despair of the Drill Pig Who, refusing to accept defeat Finally instilled some precision On my two largely left feet. He never, sadly, ever managed To sort out my dominant trick The natural born ability to trip Over any discarded match stick. The only slight advantage...

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Categories: typos, happiness, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Candy - Typos Edited
Candy placed her towel on one of the many shelves that separated the weight-lifting area of the gym from that of the stationary bikes and treadmills. Tossed casually next to the towel were two keys – one for her house and one for her car, together on their cute chain with the slogan: No pain,...

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Categories: typos, conflict, mystery,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member A Haunted Hayride Pantoum- Edited For Typos
Do you enjoy this haunted ride with me? I hope it’s nice and comfy on the hay. So many spooky things there are to see. It’s more fun than a one-horse open sleigh! I hope it’s nice and comfy on the hay. It’s breezy, but I think it feels just right - It's more fun than a one-horse open sleigh! Just hold...

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Categories: typos, halloween,
Form: Pantoum
Premium Member Typos
Checking each link in the chain it would be easier with a pen; The click clack of typos; I hope that no one knows my editor coughed again....

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Categories: typos, emotions, humor, poetry, writing,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Typos Are a Part of Life
Let’s admit that it’s true we can deny but it goes nowhere and leads us back to truth typos are a part of life those misspelled words by accident hound and haunt us to our dying days we only hope to find absolution...

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Categories: typos, life,
Form: Etheree



Kama Sutra Typos
We got tangled up in bed Our legs, hands, fingers, bodies Unnaturally twisted, intertwined All crazy angles… Why? Because of Kama Sutra typos!...

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Categories: typos, relationship, satire, sensual,
Form: Concrete
The Consequences of Typos
The Consequences of Typos By Elton Camp A typo can be far from a minor thing Discredit and rejection it can bring See what such errors might have meant And if these would have gone to print This book from Papa wouldn’t be With the title, “Old Man and the See” Faulkner’s book would we be spying If it was sent out, “As I...

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Categories: typos, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Typos Literally
has your mind ever ...

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Categories: typos, computer, funny, internet, writing,
Form: Senryu
Those Pesky Typos
Those Pesky Typos By Elton Camp Only a second of inattention does it take To make a funny or serious typing mistake In English, a single letter or even a space Can result in embarrassment or disgrace A sign was painted on a therapist door As “the rapist,” an error he did abhor “Pubic” for “public” we will often spy Laughter stifling we needn’t...

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Categories: typos, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Two Typos
While checking out a website Where my poem appeared in print, I had to do a double-take, My scrunched up eyes a’squint. For there before me were my words, Which everyone could see, But one phosphorescent typo Sat there looking back at me. I’d read it over, checked it twice, Like Santa’s song suggested; But somehow I’d mistyped a word And nobody’d protested. I made a fast...

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Categories: typos, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme
Why It Is So Hard To Find Typos
Why It Is So Hard to Find Typos By Elton Camp The huamn brian is an amaizng deivce You can raed tihs wihtuot thniknig twcie For as long as first & last letters are there About order of the rest, brain doesn’t care The mind gets conetxutal cleus as it geos So even garbled words it most easily knows So our own mistakes...

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Categories: typos, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme

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