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Tutt Poems - Poems about Tutt


Premium Member What’s Up Doc
...I went to the docs for a blood test; routine That morning I’d been on the weighing machine So I knew my weight and my height… give or take (And, okay, I don’t look a lot like a rake) He asked m......

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Categories: tutt, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
I's Retarted
..."tourette's" as an as s i as an as s s i i dd ddo have a s tutt er......

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Categories: tutt, 11th grade,
Form: Clerihew



Tutt Tutt Right Back Be At Ya
...Tutting spuriously under one's breath So as to express one's displeasure Is hardly bound to inspire the congregation Into thinking anything but if that's the best response you've got or can......

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Categories: tutt, slam,
Form: Free verse
Tutt Tutt Fool
...Everybody's fool Court Jester Yellow bird inside a cuckoo clock Odd sock with a hole in it Jack outside the box Talentless Miss fox Blind rabbit Thick yet clever Unintentiona......

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Categories: tutt, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Its a Stitch Up
...It’s A Stitch Up I struck a match and the gas cooker did me So a chap called Sidney gave me a kidney I didn’t steal it and I didn’t beg But a fellow called Clegg gave me a leg My best mate Pau......

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Categories: tutt, humorous, thanks,
Form: Rhyme




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