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Humorous Turtle Poems

These Humorous Turtle poems are examples of Turtle poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Turtle Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member I Sing of Turtle Doves
I Sing of Turtle Doves

I am painting pictures of things unseen, and of places I have never been.
I am painting masterpieces with my pen, and...

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Categories: turtle, humorous, imagery, joy, repetition,



Premium Member Snotty Haughty Sea Turtle
Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Stuck up
Barely speaking to other sea creatures
Much ado about nothing

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Mean to others
For decades
Now trying to pretend you are not...

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Categories: turtle, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member The Turtle With the Half Dollar
I was riding my bike along a country road,
When I saw a big turtle carrying a strange load.
I got off my bike, then the turtle...

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Categories: turtle, animal, humorous,

Turtle and a Hurdle
Turtle and a Hurdle

Trump's stomach looks like back of a turtle
And over things makes it hard to hurdle
Created own line of clothes he calls choral
Who...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: turtle, allegory, analogy, humorous,

Turtle Who Tried To Write
Turtle Who Tried to Write

Then there was the time that a turtle
Had tried to jump over a high hurdle
But only remained flat like a door...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: turtle, encouraging, humorous, inspirational,



Premium Member A Condensed Version of Aesop's Hare and Turtle Fable
Once upon a time a hare challenged a turtle to a race.
A fox was appointed to establish the time and the place.
The hare made sport...

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Categories: turtle, animal, humorous,

Romancing the Turtle
Romancing The Turtle

A second or third party of unknown origin
Fragmented theories, partially substantiated as of this hour
Fully disclosed an encounter 
Between a man and a...

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Categories: turtle, adventure, fun, humorous, judgement,


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