Tp Poems - Poems about Tp

... What is your excuse for not writing today? Come now, is it…“my Muse has gone away?” Or …the feeble.” I just have no inspiration?” A feeble excuse for a lack participation. Here is a t......Read the rest...

...t.p. over its dark tentacles - high tree in dawn’s white spectacle......Read the rest...

...Oh to be a kid again… To triple dip my salsa chip when no-one else is looking To toss hot peppers in the sauce when I might find it cooking To let my......Read the rest...

...Date June 2024 A large group picketed outside Of the toilet paper factory. People held picket Signs marching in a circular line. The Group chanted: Revolters deserve better bottom Paper o......Read the rest...

...“Do you know who he is?” My brother whispered in my ear, Pointing to a boy on the screen Whose eyes showed no fear He looked plump, he looked pale, Forehead trickling with uncertainty, His fa......Read the rest...

... A Metamucil Moment" Woke up this morning Feeling rather blue Ran out of Metamucil Don't know what to do Muscles really aching Joints are creaky sore I ran out of Ben-Gay Have to......Read the rest...

...On Diego Rodriquez de Silva y please gaze tp yo&me known now as Velasquez See hispaintings of peopled space* courtly ambition fills his face *https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Meninas......Read the rest...

...Well now, isn’t that just dandy?! Isn’t this some fun?! Another Christmas cancelled. Another party undone. I’m double vaxed and boosted. Short on TP, but not of stress. I stay masked and mos......Read the rest...

...stepping stones tp self-education......Read the rest...

...Oh, how I long to touch you it’s just that “I’m all thumbs” and you deserve much more than just a few remaining crumbs! “An arm and a leg”, I......Read the rest...

...patience is waiting your turn not interrupting listening tp others not getting anxious remaining calm giving your time gladly being a mother......Read the rest...

...We wash our hands twenty times a day Singing Happy Birthday twice, all the way Scrub down our whole home Don gloves when we roam Hoard TP in all colors except gray... But now that's passe,......Read the rest...

...Christmas Gift Basket Wipe away and sanitize With Clorox bleach pads Give you butt a treat With a roll of golden TP May your Christmas wishes Come true with a Masks-less New Year, taking t......Read the rest...

...It appears to be the end of TP Only one roll remaining White gold it has been called Even old newspaper cannot be found A half moon arising on a small cabin door With the thrown awaiting and b......Read the rest...

...Will cute, costumed kids come for candy? In case, I’ll have loads of sweets handy. Wee ones might stay home; still, big ones will roam T-P-ing* yards. Clean-up's NOT dandy! *Toilet paperi......Read the rest...