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Totty Poems - Poems about Totty


The Ballad of Snow White
...A queen was spinning flax one day. She gave her loom a jerk. (Don’t ask what “flax” or “looms” might be, or why a queen must work). She pricked her finger (careful, now!) yet Sigmund Freud wou......

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Categories: totty, abortion, fairy,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member The Sabbath in the Olden Times
... ~ Sabbath in the Olden Times ~ (Shabbos in der Alter Tzeiten) The title in the Yiddish language Mama lit the candles Totty blessed the wine ......

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Categories: totty, blessing, celebration, family, food,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Knotty Totty Rottsy Day
...Crone arrived masked as crescent moon. We knew her by her star cape and her attitude. I was wearing a warring pirate ship as a skirt. The day was ripe for all kinds of shenanigans. A trumpeter ......

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Categories: totty, fantasy,
Form: Narrative
The Sky's a Shark
...The sky is stark, the air is cool and still The black cat’s run, the birds unfold all day I sit down here and with my totty pray Ye cast o’ foolish thoughts, you raped my will . We’ve each enrage......

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Categories: totty, adventure, allusion, creation,
Form: Rhyme
The Black Cat
...The sky is stark, the air is cool and still The black cat’s run, the birds unfold all day I sit down here and with my totty pray Ye cast o’ foolish thoughts, you raped my will. We’ve each enr......

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Categories: totty, anxiety, art, humor, humorous,
Form: Rondeau



Dense With No Common Sense
...Dense With No Common Sense Boy her buttocks were really a beauty Half crazy and called her Totty Fruity Which half it was never would knew Until War of Crimea had been through. War was fair......

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Categories: totty, allegory, analogy, hilarious,
Form: Couplet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things