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Humorous Tortoise Poems

These Humorous Tortoise poems are examples of Tortoise poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Tortoise Humorous poems written by international poets.

Having Tortoise Family To Tea

We invited the new family to Sunday tea.
Who knew they would all tortoises be?
We pretended it was normal, Gram and me.
They did not reach for...

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Categories: tortoise, humorous,

The Tortoise

I told her marriage was an institution.
She went mental.
I consoled myself with shooting the tortoise.
It was for the best.
There was no way it would win...

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Categories: tortoise, giggle, happy, humor, humorous,

Time Tortoise Patience

Cranked a surprise with his jack in the box
            Chained stays my flower in...

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Categories: tortoise, candy, desire, fun, funny,

Bunny Flop

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion...

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Categories: tortoise, humor, humorous, race,

Achilles and the Tortoise

In ancient times as told in rhymes 
    there was a hero Greek
Whose mother said, “Before you’re dead 
   ...

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Categories: tortoise, humorous,