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Toosh Poems - Poems about Toosh


Revoke Her Passport
...There's a passport I would like to revoke from one person who thinks it's a joke to repeatedly make fun of fellow writers. Like a pugilist, she calls us 'prizefighters.' What harm if we......

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Categories: toosh, character, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Vogon Elvish
... Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish ......

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Categories: toosh, sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member An Aussie Bush Pee
...An Aussie Bush Pee Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee? while squatting down and hiding in the bush. But first, must pull your jeans and undies down while all the time you’re showing off you......

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Categories: toosh, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Four Goals and Tuesday Night Fun
...I sit here In a place where I have no fear Will there be another score? Does the crowd want more? Chelsea is on top While Arsenal should not want to stop The cheery contingent wants the a......

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Categories: toosh, blue, england, fun, games,
Form: Rhyme
Viennas Crocodile Tears
...city fellas dey come to the bush, the Crocodile barks from his moosh,(mouth) they think they smart feller, fool ole yella, more meat says the croc, n goes woosh, death roll in the donga, no ......

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Categories: toosh, adventure,
Form: Rhyme



Alchohal, Effects and Stuff
...Miller Light, Bud light such a Delight Fireball, Firewater never hotter Jack Daniels, Jim beam way stronger than you seem Vodka, Everclear worst nightmare Budweiser, Busch sicker tha......

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Categories: toosh, passion
Form: Rhyme
A Dirty Room
...Boy was my room a mess! It'll be considered the best for a rats' nest. I look under the bed, I find stains that were blue, green, and red. Personally, I'm scared to dread to know what has s......

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Categories: toosh, funny
Form: Rhyme
Mix,Made,Mine
...wine dine,and find me solution,to toosh,the them,the in,when?when can you? land you fourty five,beehive and we tie.......

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Categories: toosh, funny,
Form: ABC

Book: Reflection on the Important Things