There's a passport I would like to revoke
from one person who thinks it's a joke
to repeatedly make fun of fellow writers.
Like a pugilist, she calls us 'prizefighters.'
What harm if we enjoy entering contests?
That doesn't prove whose poetry is best
because one person's opinion has weight
and another says it's open for debate.
If she's trying to deflate anyone's intellect,
she won't do it with a weapon of disrespect.
I applaud people who bravely try a new form
They're not afraid to write out of the norm.
She stabs with a pen, trying to draw blood
while sitting on her toosh like a couch spud.
We don't write to be popular. She's wrong,
but lord, she keeps howling the same ol song.
She claims we want attention and a high profile,
but her posts draw attention in words that defile.
I've never understood why her eyes get glazed
over contest entrants who should be praised.
She dares write of grace and having humility
but complains vehemently, and with hostility.
Her PS passport should be revoked & shredded
as punishment for being rude and hardheaded.
Categories:
toosh, character, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus
Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish
Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus
Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
Categories:
toosh, sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
city fellas dey come to the bush,
the Crocodile barks from his moosh,(mouth)
they think they smart feller, fool ole yella,
more meat says the croc, n goes woosh,
death roll in the donga,
no more linger longer,
don't come to his table,
coroners label,
says eaten by croc,
butt n toosh...
thank you Vienna Bombardieri...
Don Johnson
Categories:
toosh, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Miller Light, Bud light
such a Delight
Fireball, Firewater
never hotter
Jack Daniels, Jim beam
way stronger than you seem
Vodka, Everclear
worst nightmare
Budweiser, Busch
sicker than a dog, who smells his own toosh
Smirinoff and wine
You will be bored and deffinatly fine
Southern comfort, and Coke
thiss really sucks, no joke
Jager Bombs
MMM, Better have a good job (they are expensive)
Crown royal, Royal crown
best Sh^^^ in town
Categories:
toosh, passion
Form: Rhyme
Boy was my room a mess!
It'll be considered the best
for a rats' nest.
I look under the bed,
I find stains that were
blue, green, and red.
Personally, I'm scared to dread
to know what has stained under
my bed!
I look to the trash bucket,
it overfills with all sorts
of muck in it
where the plastic been has
been stuck to it.
I opened the dresser drawer,
an explosion of socks and
underwear hit the floor.
And past, old love letters
and belts and hats and more
have exploded out to the floor.
My vanity is trashed.
My chair is smashed
And each time I go for a sit,
I fall on my toosh and be crashed.
I've got dirty dishes everywhere,
with extra food for bugs to spare.
It makes a smell of quite despair
that makes us plug our noses in the air.
Sometimes though, instead cleaning
an hour a day
I find it all worth it
to spend four weeks to par-tay,
and only one weekend to clean the pit ;)
Categories:
toosh, funny
Form: Rhyme
wine dine,and find me solution,to toosh,the them,the in,when?when can you?
land you fourty five,beehive and we tie.
Categories:
toosh, funny,
Form: ABC