Toosh Poems - Poems about Toosh

Revoke Her Passport

...There's a passport I would like to revoke
from one person who thinks it's a joke
to repeatedly make fun of fellow writers.
Like a pugilist, she calls us 'prizefighters.'

What harm if we...

Categories: toosh, character, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

Vogon Elvish

...
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus
Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish
Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus 
Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
...

Categories: toosh, sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry

An Aussie Bush Pee

...An Aussie Bush Pee

Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee?
while squatting down and hiding in the bush.
But first, must pull your jeans and undies down
while all the time you’re showing off you...

Categories: toosh, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Four Goals and Tuesday Night Fun

...I sit here 
In a place where I have no fear 
Will there be another score? 
Does the crowd want more? 
Chelsea is on top 
While Arsenal should not want to stop 
The cheery contingent wants the a...

Categories: toosh, blue, england, fun, games,
Form: Rhyme

Viennas Crocodile Tears

...city fellas dey come to the bush,
the Crocodile barks from his moosh,(mouth)
they think they smart feller, fool ole yella,
more meat says the croc, n goes woosh,
death roll in the donga,
 no ...

Categories: toosh, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

Alchohal, Effects and Stuff

...Miller Light, Bud light
such a Delight

Fireball, Firewater
never hotter

Jack Daniels, Jim beam
way stronger than you seem

Vodka, Everclear
worst nightmare

Budweiser, Busch
sicker tha...

Categories: toosh, passion
Form: Rhyme

A Dirty Room

...Boy was my room a mess!
It'll be considered the best
for a rats' nest.  
I look under the bed,
I find stains that were 
blue, green, and red.
Personally, I'm scared to dread
to know what has s...

Categories: toosh, funny
Form: Rhyme

Mix,Made,Mine

...wine dine,and find me solution,to toosh,the them,the in,when?when can you?
land you fourty five,beehive and we tie....

Categories: toosh, funny,
Form: ABC