Toilettes Poems | Examples


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Identity

Who are you? 
I am the happy tree
The Mammal
The eggshell you avoid crushing 

Who am I? 
You are a red dress 
Covering bruises and cuts 
 Socked in fabric and blood 

Who are we? 
You are the deep ones
Your faces don't appear
on white cellulite 

Who are they? 
They were here before us 
Or arrived later 
They linger on toilettes 
Because they can 

Who? 
Not you. Not me. 
A passing cloud shaping itself
around our daydreaming 
A monster in disguise 

Are? 
Isn't it time to unveil 
The new old face of blue  
Seeking sand in a beach 

Now? 
Or later 
Time can be shaped around our nightmares 
In flows and breaks 

Up? 
Or down 
Depending on where your head is 
Earth is above 
And old sadness below 

In? 
Or out 
A body moves itself 
As it learns to bend 

Happy? 
An Obligation in and by itself
Looking, searching, losing 
Far from oneself 

Intimacy? 
Away from or direct soul penetration 
shapeshift or mold
Run or freeze 

Small? 
Keep growing smaller 
Until one day 
we will call this cold drawer home

Topography

Topography Lesson 
Geography, I was good at it in school but somehow I missed San Marino. 
I vaguely remember a movie with some lady star of yore making 
a film about the place, maybe I have got it wrong and it was Monaco,
which  has a royal house with princesses and a prince or two? 
San Marino is a republic one of the oldest around and that is why it is 
unknown. What, no princesses, no romantic castles or a mad king?
Sorry no. Just dry republicans, banks and a vinery and wild boars which
is of no interest to popular ladies´ magazines like “Halloo”.  

In Serravalle, near the Apennine Alps; there is a butcher who specialises 
in cured ham which has some claim to fame, and in San Marino, 
the capitol city, there is a good restaurant. Humiliation, going through
life not knowing about this tiny republic its history and coinage; my shame
 is total. Should you go there do not drive too fast, because before you 
know it you are back in Italy, spaghetti Bolognese and smelly toilettes .

Lavatory Thought Development

did Picasso dream up Guernica
while taking a *****& did Van Gogh
fantasize about Starry Night whilst
draining the lizard?  how about 
Pollack---though we have been 
told via Ed Harris’ film (the only
art history anybody has anymore) 
that he came upon the splatter by
accident, but how do we really know?
coulda’ been when he was
pinching a loaf---
coulda’ been
coulda’ been.

insert the name of your favorite
painter here:
_________________ &
ask yourself if s/he really got all
their inspiration from long walks
at night, heavy alcoholism, endless
orgies into the morning, a good
smack habit, brushing one’s teeth
with Absinthe, or, if in fact,
it may of just been an amazing idea
which revealed itself while
said artist was in deep potty 
meditation.  

saw in an interview with Tori Amos
once, that she got the idea for many of 
her songs while she was sur les toilettes,
but then again, she believes in fairies...

the point is, all those ideas that come out
when you’re pissing,
just might be the next Sistine Chapel,
the next Notre Dame or the next
piece of brilliant architecture that our
species brings into being---
hopefully without said artist(s) being on
the goddamned church payroll.


Premium Member Lost In the Translation

Lost in the Translation

“Donnez-moi un verre de vin”

My accent seemed strange at the Paris café

They brought me an entire carafe of wine

And I drank it all to my escort’s dismay

When I asked, “Ou est la salle de bain?”

Le confused garcon led me to the alleyway

“Où sont les toilettes?” I tried again

“C'est à l'hôtel,” was all he could say

Groaning, “Sacré bleu, PARDON MY FRENCH!”

I spun and jogged miles to my hotel in haste

Two thousand for airfare, far more for a tutor 

Such an investment seems quite a “waste”

When all you want is to relieve yourself

And still cannot locate the proper place


*Assigned phrase for Deborah’s contest:  PARDON MY FRENCH

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