.
Br'errrrr
scraaape
scrape
scrape
scraaaaape
scrape scrape
scrape
okay
ber
BAM
BAM
BAM
riiiiiiip
BAM
BAM
riiiiip
BAM
BAM
BAM
ug
flick flick
flick
snap crick spss crack
chrishh tish crack pish crackle
crack crackle shhhh tish
tish
tish
tish
Breakfast iz ready vooman
Categories:
tish, beautiful, blessing, extended metaphor,
Form: Free verse
I’ve been known to flounder like a fish
Stumble and stagger like I am drunk
Turn up my nose at an unfamiliar dish,
Especially when I smelled it, it stunk.
Pour on too much when I needed a tish
Ruining a tasty dish throws me into a funk
Losing opportunity with a frivolous wish
Instead of being adult, acting like a punk.
Written October 4, 2022
Categories:
tish, fun, me, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Have a blessed birthday, dear Tish,
The sunlight starts to rise and glow;
The shadows of the night vanish
Without a trace hours ago.
Topic: Birthday of Tish Palmones (March 30)
Categories:
tish, birthday,
Form: Quatrain
I care not for rules…
Write as I wish…to critics
I say “posh and tish”
Categories:
tish, care, feelings, how i
Form: Senryu
If a fish
Could make a wish
for what would
this fish wish ?
a wishing fish
you say, tosh tish
but if you were
a wishing fish
would you wish for
a new dish ?
or a knish ?
what would a fish
do with a dish ?
and how would he
eat a knish ?
but if you knew
a wishing fish
exactly what
would this fish wish?
If you saw
a little bunny
on a tree stump
counting money
would you think
that it was funny
if he used it
to buy honey
to eat outside
while it was sunny
Just where would
that little bunny
get a bag full
of such money
To me that just seems
rather funny
If you saw
a blue canoe
being paddled by
a kangaroo
wearing shoes
size sixty two
Tell me just
what would you do
if there beside
that kangaroo
sat a rather large
and old gnu
I think I would
call the zoo
but, tell me
what it is you'd do
A bunny, fish
and kangaroo
were all out walking
two by two
they were followed
by a large gnu
I think this rather strange
don't you?
I don't know just
what I would do
If I saw walking
two by two
A bunny, fish
and kangaroo
in fact i do not
have a clue
but I know the fish's wish
don't you?
Categories:
tish, child, cute, fish, funny,
Form: Light Verse
.
tish
tish
tish
Mine ears heard past the heavy
Summer
Drops
the sizzle as the wet
tapped
Eve’s
exposed
flesh
shhh
shhh
shhh
Mine ears heard past the steady
Thunder’s
Clap
eve’s
quivering
lips
Categories:
tish, sexy, wife, woman,
Form: Free verse
You can read the following easily
provided you read it very quickly.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid is vrey reveanlig.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy
it dseno't mtaetr if the ltteres in a wrod are spleled cortrcely.
All taht mtatres is taht the fsrit and lsat lterets of the wrods be pacled porprely.
The rset can be a taotl mses and be pcaeld roanodmly.
Tihs is bceuase the hmuan mnid deos not fcoucs on erevy lteter it sees.
It fcouses on the wrod as a wlohe preidctviely.
You shloud not hvae any porlbem gvinig tish a raed.
If you can udnesrtnad the abvoe, lavee a cmomnet pelase.
Categories:
tish, education, on writing and
Form: Rhyme