Tightwad Poems - Poems about Tightwad

... She opened her gifts on Christmas morn Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn Lacey Panties unflawed She thought, "what a tightwad!" Panties in a wad since they’d been worn! ......Read the rest...

...TIGHTWAD TIMMY Tightwad Timmy bought some very cheap meat With fresh vege t'would be a nice tasty treat But something was wrong There was a strange pong And maggots were dropping o......Read the rest...

...I will admit I was a tightwad, though that fact shames me now, As never changing mountains, often colorful mists will allow! I never meant to be unkind, but only endeavored to be practical, Like......Read the rest...

...husband’s cheap gift wife’s expression priceless wife drags tightwad mate to court Created and posted : 23 November 2020 Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour Sponsor : Tania Kitch......Read the rest...

...I Am Me-Created by God Woman–I give freely, I am not a tightwad. Wife–But not to Todd. Mother–I do not believe in sparing the rod. Poet–I love to write even if it is about a fly rod. ......Read the rest...

...Morality and self-fulfillment attainable without belief in God similarly yours truly would figuratively crane his credulity to ascertain Ichabod mentioned in first Book of Samuel as purported s......Read the rest...

...He is... She is.... I am.... We are.... News travels fast. Especialy when it is self-revealing or telling More especially if it is juicy or gloomy He is a tightwad. She is having an affair. ......Read the rest...

...There was a sailor in a bar downtown Who had a need to be playing around A tightwad was he And frisky was she He gave her a round - she blew the man down August 2, 2018 Sea Tales Lim......Read the rest...

...He ranked as de facto semiprecious, tremulous and unanimous scapegoat bullied by a bumptious, callous, disputatious hippopotamus of a brat infamous bruiser later in his life to become forty fift......Read the rest...

...Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster Someone sat that he became sinister, When called tight wade in Westminster; Where he did go, Was called a weirdo; In plate he had placed his pet hamster. J......Read the rest...

...Three months ago a man went to be with God. He lost his life savings because he was a tightwad. He saved over a quarter of a million dollars and spent little of it. Now his relatives are spending ......Read the rest...

...The other day I saw the most pathetic thing I think I shall ever see! It was so macabre and shocking that it piqued my curiosity! Seems this old miser died having atoned for his many transgressio......Read the rest...

...CLOSE CALL IN IRELAND I once had an affaire de coeur with a foxylady, in fact a randy colleen In Ireland with a tough older brother looking to punch me out. But I cold cocked the rambunct......Read the rest...

...Want it? Charge it!! Can't afford it? Charge it!! Plastic startin' to wear a bit thin? Charge it on another card...you win!! No one can stop you now... And, look, by God, You have rooms fi......Read the rest...