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Tightwad Poems - Poems about Tightwad


Premium Member The Christmas Gift
... She opened her gifts on Christmas morn Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn Lacey Panties unflawed She thought, "what a tightwad!" Panties in a wad since they’d been worn! ......

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Categories: tightwad, christmas, december, funny, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Couple of Lims
...TIGHTWAD TIMMY Tightwad Timmy bought some very cheap meat With fresh vege t'would be a nice tasty treat But something was wrong There was a strange pong And maggots were dropping o......

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Categories: tightwad, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Art of Caring
...I will admit I was a tightwad, though that fact shames me now, As never changing mountains, often colorful mists will allow! I never meant to be unkind, but only endeavored to be practical, Like......

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Categories: tightwad, art, care, fantasy, love,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Cheapskate
...husband’s cheap gift wife’s expression priceless wife drags tightwad mate to court Created and posted : 23 November 2020 Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour Sponsor : Tania Kitch......

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Categories: tightwad, betrayal, divorce, family, fun,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member I Am
...I Am Me-Created by God Woman–I give freely, I am not a tightwad. Wife–But not to Todd. Mother–I do not believe in sparing the rod. Poet–I love to write even if it is about a fly rod. ......

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Categories: tightwad, dream, me, mom, poetry,
Form: List



Rock Ribbed Dogmatic Secular Humanist
...Morality and self-fulfillment attainable without belief in God similarly yours truly would figuratively crane his credulity to ascertain Ichabod mentioned in first Book of Samuel as purported s......

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Categories: tightwad, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Confidences Travel Fast
...He is... She is.... I am.... We are.... News travels fast. Especialy when it is self-revealing or telling More especially if it is juicy or gloomy He is a tightwad. She is having an affair. ......

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Categories: tightwad, hello,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Way Hey
...There was a sailor in a bar downtown Who had a need to be playing around A tightwad was he And frisky was she He gave her a round - she blew the man down August 2, 2018 Sea Tales Lim......

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Categories: tightwad, funny, lust, sea, song,
Form: Limerick
Authenticated Addressed Partial Letter Circa 1970 Part Two
...He ranked as de facto semiprecious, tremulous and unanimous scapegoat bullied by a bumptious, callous, disputatious hippopotamus of a brat infamous bruiser later in his life to become forty fift......

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Categories: tightwad, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Epic
Sinister Tightwad In Westminister
...Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster Someone sat that he became sinister, When called tight wade in Westminster; Where he did go, Was called a weirdo; In plate he had placed his pet hamster. J......

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Categories: tightwad, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Tightwad
...Three months ago a man went to be with God. He lost his life savings because he was a tightwad. He saved over a quarter of a million dollars and spent little of it. Now his relatives are spending ......

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Categories: tightwad, death, money,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member You Can'T Take It With You
...The other day I saw the most pathetic thing I think I shall ever see! It was so macabre and shocking that it piqued my curiosity! Seems this old miser died having atoned for his many transgressio......

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Categories: tightwad, death, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Close Call In Ireland
...CLOSE CALL IN IRELAND I once had an affaire de coeur with a foxylady, in fact a randy colleen In Ireland with a tough older brother looking to punch me out. But I cold cocked the rambunct......

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Categories: tightwad, funny, me, old, me,
Form: Free verse
Plastic Paradise
...Want it? Charge it!! Can't afford it? Charge it!! Plastic startin' to wear a bit thin? Charge it on another card...you win!! No one can stop you now... And, look, by God, You have rooms fi......

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Categories: tightwad, adventure, allegory, angst, confusion,
Form: Burlesque

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