Funny Tiger Poems

(follow-up to Rx. for mean poem)
I teased the tiger, perhaps out of spite.
I teased the tiger so he took a little bite.
Life is full of...

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I would like a human jester the tiger king announced.
The rest of the court laughed, and a cousin was pounced.
What would we do with a...

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     Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
   ...

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…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Even if they...

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White Tiger

Giant beast, 
un-caged power of destruction, 
taking apart my life one day at a time. 
Ever-growing and living off, 
the suffering of my apparent...

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When Friends Are More

My mother, 
I wish to be disowned. 
My father, 
died. 
My step father… 
too dark. 
The rest, 
worthless people, 
that take. 

How...

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Meow

Be brave, 
small cat.
You will not be,
small…
forever! (whispered)

Sharp nails, 
sharp teeth, 
what will you eat? 
Oh my!

I love the tiger,
at the zoo.


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Who killed the cat? Not me!
I didn't do that, no siree.
I killed the bunny 
And thought it was funny
But didn't make the cat go splat.

Who...

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Walking  my Tiger  home  is  not  easy  


As  he bears not,  on  the  road ...

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Walking my tiger home alone
In the background and unknown
With a rag I polish a club
Then you take it with a snub

I walk around keeping stats
Wet...

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with apologies to William Blake

Hamster! Hamster! Spinning 'round
As the chimes of midnight sound,
Must you run that wheel so late
When I'd rather take sleep's bait?

Your actions...

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 Kim shared a room with a tiger
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
24th December, 2014



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“Gone are those days! “, grandma wailed from core,
woods deep, all in exact share harmony! 
deer, bear, elephant, sparrow, cuckoo, more…
rain full by season, fires...

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