Funny Tiger Poems

There was a gentle tiger named Dreaded
He met a donkey who was hardheaded
That donkey just wasn’t afraid
Refusing to run, he stayed
Dreaded roared loud, “you’re just...

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I would like a human jester the tiger king announced.
The rest of the court laughed, and a cousin was pounced.
What would we do with a...

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Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will...

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…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Who killed the cat? Not me!
I didn't do that, no siree.
I killed the bunny 
And thought it was funny
But didn't make the cat go splat.

Who...

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Walking  my Tiger  home  is  not  easy  


As  he bears not,  on  the  road ...

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Walking my tiger home alone
In the background and unknown
With a rag I polish a club
Then you take it with a snub

I walk around keeping stats
Wet...

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with apologies to William Blake

Hamster! Hamster! Spinning 'round
As the chimes of midnight sound,
Must you run that wheel so late
When I'd rather take sleep's bait?

Your actions...

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Kim shared a room with a tiger
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
24th December, 2014



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“Gone are those days! “, grandma wailed from core,
woods deep, all in exact share harmony! 
deer, bear, elephant, sparrow, cuckoo, more…
rain full by season, fires...

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DISTANT WOODS  Tiger Woods Saga Cont

Tiger ‘s rated number two--the sports world boldly told
McIllroy is Rory ing through the distant Woods turned old....

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I have a pet tiger
Do you wanna see,
Hes here in my pocket
I take him everywhere with me.

Hes soft and cuddly
With stripes of black,
I got him...

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