Testes Poems - Poems about Testes

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary 
after Grahame Wood 
determined to meet 
the evolving needs of the communi...

down by the delta

...
when wolf boy accused his pack of lies ~ the alpha male tore at his eyes 

beta shook her head and wouldn’t take sides ~ omega stayed in disguise 

the moral goes further and simply implies ~ k...

Captain Kuni-Lemel Graduate Strikes Again

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again

Even when iron not red hot, 
I implement non customary quarks 
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card debt 
mand...

Bobo's Comeuppance

...A Rottweiler  Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree

Rocky the mix and BoBo
 coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage...

Attempts At Lifelong Friendships and Holy Matrimony

...Introduction: once again I incorporate 
my trademark penchant 
to fabricate fictitiously
portions of the following poetic endeavor
can you care to 
discern fact from fiction?

Attempts at life...

Ruminating Vagaries of Life May 2nd 2021

...Ruminating vagaries of life May 2nd, 2021

(conceived while in utero
which loosely summarization in toto
of this ordinary Joe Schmoe,
who did wade nine months for a roe
at mercy of obstetrician...

Captain Kuni Lemel Strikes Again

...Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint procreative
seminal sq...

Apologize For Slavery, Part I

...I saw a man the other day
while I was watching my TV,
he angrily proclaimed we should,
“Apologize for slavery!”
Now this struck me as quite bizarre,
for we did this long, long ago,
we fought a ...

I'M So Scared

...If i lose you
I’ll lose screws
i will never be the same anymore
My 4 by 4’s
Will be 2 by 2’s
i will lose my soul mate 
my smile 
The woman that I absolutely want to carry my child
my laugh an...

Conceived In Sin -

...Conceived In Sin - 
Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)

Any attempt for fecund woman
to successfully counteract biologic
reproductive force to whit
deserves grudging testes
meant to ga...

Large Testes

...Certain crickets have the largest testes compared to their body mass
14% of their entire body weight even including their huge ass
If it applied to us guys
Our weight would stupefy
Can't ...

Rainbow's Underbelly

...Murky shadows slink around the darkened rainbow
like black eels embracing the dish hi-lighting mankind’s testes.
As today Man’s testicles still hold the world hostage
and reveal the slow moving co...

Wet Roads of Benue

...To Christopher Okigbo
To Chinua Achebe
To Wole  Soyinka
To JP Clarks
To Habila Helon
A measure of time past
I am part of your dark side


To this wayward side of this wet Benue roads, childr...

Vagaries of Life

...Biological copulation draws Easter egg, 
fecund gooey glommed gametes 
heralding zygote 
(adroit bitcoin currency) 
describing extemporaneous fusion 
generate hormonal influx 
juices kickstarti...

Fascination With Etymology

...the roots – i.e. genealogy of words long held me 
   (no pun intended) held spell bound
e'en upon fertilization of ova and sperm viz – conception, 
   an acute sensory means n'er got drowned
out ...

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