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Large Testes

Certain crickets have the largest testes compared to their body mass 14% of their entire body weight even including their huge ass If it applied to us guys Our weight would stupefy Can't imagine, would need a wheelbarrow, it's hard not to be crass

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/26/2018 12:35:00 PM

One thing for sure we'd struggle to get around

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/26/2018 2:45:00 PM

A wheelbarrow???

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 6/26/2018 8:06:00 AM

Hey! Do you know which animal has the longest penis for body size?? Sea Urchin, it's gotta "reach out and touch someone" ;) xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/26/2018 9:32:00 AM

LOL, I remember!!! NAUGHTY FUN!!! LOL

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/26/2018 8:56:00 AM

D'ya remember that old Bell Telephone jingle? And the jokes... What do you get when you cross a telephone pole and a rooster? A giant cock that want's to "reach out and touch someone" ;p

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/26/2018 8:23:00 AM

"reach out and touch someone" LOL, Would be pretty hard not to be promiscuous I'd say!!! XOXOX