Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Large Testes

Certain crickets have the largest testes compared to their body mass
14% of their entire body weight even including their huge ass
If it applied to us guys
Our weight would stupefy
Can't imagine, would need a wheelbarrow, it's hard not to be crass

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Tom Cunningham June 26, 2018 at 12:35 PM One thing for sure we'd struggle to get around Jack Ellison June 26, 2018 at 2:45 PM A wheelbarrow???

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 26, 2018 at 8:06 AM Hey! Do you know which animal has the longest penis for body size?? Sea Urchin, it's gotta "reach out and touch someone" ;) xomo! Jack Ellison June 26, 2018 at 9:32 AM LOL, I remember!!! NAUGHTY FUN!!! LOL Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 26, 2018 at 8:56 AM D'ya remember that old Bell Telephone jingle? And the jokes... What do you get when you cross a telephone pole and a rooster? A giant cock that want's to "reach out and touch someone" ;p Jack Ellison June 26, 2018 at 8:23 AM "reach out and touch someone" LOL, Would be pretty hard not to be promiscuous I'd say!!! XOXOX