Tellies Poems - Poems about Tellies

...Where is America's 'can-do' attitude when it comes to the 2024 debacle If it's Biden against Trump again won't we feel we've been shackled -- to a House of Horrors, chains on the le......Read the rest...

...Christmas The decorations are up and the tree is lit The turkey is croaked and the sprouts are split The tellies warmed and the bar is open It’s Christmas again I've got my gift token The wi......Read the rest...

...A is for a**l B is for balls Share them or wear them Tucked up in your smalls C is for condoms Of all shapes and sizes D is for dicks Made of chocolate for prizes E is for enlarging ********......Read the rest...

...I think it's time to do an update Of The Seven Deadly Sins Most people do not know them all Sit down and let's begin I'm not really religious But, I think they're a bit stale So, I think I'll s......Read the rest...

...Institutional Jargon Strait lined jacket, A wheelchair line-up peruses the pasty walls In synchronized fashion Secured by schedule Where the pristine uniform Clicks heels and strides with p......Read the rest...

...What's going on in my home town? I ask you this from behind my frown The high streets full of charity places Populating the vacant spaces. We are overrun with taxi cabs "You working late pal......Read the rest...

...It's such a great thrill being down in our house; There isn't a chance of being quiet as a mouse: With guitars and tellies and hi-fi and things; Never-ending noise, then the telephone rings. "I......Read the rest...