Humorous Surgery Poems
These Humorous Surgery poems are examples of Surgery poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Surgery Humorous poems written by international poets.
OP-Ed Poetry Contest-A PLEA FOR HOSPITAL GOWN REDESIGNTie-in-the-back butt-baring hospital gowns are humiliating. According to patients, wearing a belted loin cloth would be far less embarrassing. Some say the hospital gown strips...
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surgery, humorous,
I broke my own heartBurger King’s and KFC’s
Large kebabs topped off with cheese
Too many beers slip down with ease
A Double Whopper, no salad please
Pile on the pounds, put on...
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surgery, body, food, health, heart,
Cosmetic SurgeryHankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.
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surgery, funny, humorous,
Vain Animals“Hey, when is my turn?”
asks the horse.
“Hold your horses,”
says the plastic surgeon,
“while I give the duck
a quick nip and tuck.”...
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surgery, animal, beauty, horse, humorous,
What Annoys Me - Drastic Plastic Surgery For That Barbie Doll Look LolShe was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty
She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s...
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surgery, abuse, body, career, humorous,
The Doctor Is a Dead Man WalkingBob had a special talent
That only worked in his men’s store.
He had ‘clothing ESP’.
He knew what his customers wanted…and more.
When customer would come into his...
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surgery, angst, bereavement, betrayal, body,