Cynthia Kwiecinski and Suzanne Colby
You've broken every rule of civility
With the execrable decision you made recently
You withdrew a job offer from a school superintendent
for addressing you as 'Ladies' in an acceptance email
You claim the term constitutes a micro-aggression'
But it's you abominations who have disgraced your profession
The superintendent-to-be meant to compliment you
But you two sows couldn't see that for the cud that you chew
I have much more to say, but come what may ~
You deserve to chew CRUD for the rest of your days
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Check out Fox News, April 03, 2023, 'School Superintendent candidate
says job offer was rescinded...' Story by Yael Halon
Categories:
superintendent, animal, food, women,
Form: Rhyme
A student walks out of class in sixth grade.
There are no consequences, lots of understanding.
Empathy galore.
There is no apology to teacher or the class.
Second student walks out.
Same scenario.
Third and fourth students walk out together.
No consequences.
They get to eat lunch with the superintendent.
Everyone tries to understand them.
This was week two of school.
By the end of the first semester half the class is walking out daily.
We have no idea why.
Categories:
superintendent, america, school, teacher,
Form: Narrative
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test
We are watching you here at the school
Your resistance makes some of us drool.
He is almost on our last nerve,
Taking some around the last curve,
Yet, your calmness surrounds like a pool.
We implore you to please teach us your way,
It seems he is here and going to stay,
I think it is totally true,
Because his mother is new too,
His mother, superintendent, Miss Kay.
Categories:
superintendent, 8th grade, endurance, feelings,
Form: Limerick
My principal is one
Of the best four principals
I have ever met, told me she
Saw her budget, and the counselor
For her school (our school if you include me)
Gets a counselor for 4 days next year, not 5.
Which means, if I am the counselor, I would
Have to be in another school one day a week
Next year. Ugh! Some of the schools are pretty
Awful. I’m such a powder puff, I’d be running out
With crying eyes by 8:15 in some of these schools,
And they don’t even start until 9.
My Principal (M.P. for short)
M.P. spoke with the second only to the TOP
The Big Top- the Superintendent himself,
And she said that they need me here
Next year, and it has to be 5 days
A week, because I mean this much
To her and our school.
I am so grateful! And optimistic
because the counselors often
do not know what school
They get until Saturday night at 9
The week before school starts.
Categories:
superintendent, school, teacher, teachers day,
Form: Free verse
Fate's Footfalls in the Carrollton Halls
Once a principal had a drug problem.
He lived on the grounds of the school.
Sleeping with blankets on the hard third floor
had been his routine rule.
One night he set his office ablaze
in the process of drug abuse.
The superintendent escorted him out,
said his tenure was of no use.
This devastated, lonely, distraught man
threw himself in front of a car
being killed in an instant on the street
with the school not very far.
I received a call from the CEO
to be managing principal
and through this series of sad events
my foot fell in the Carrollton halls.
From that day on I had a hard job,
to make a broken school whole again.
The place was crazy and off the track.
Real teamwork had to begin.
Spring came and things got better.
Most productive were the days.
Students and teachers learning and growing
in efficacious ways.
We never know what fate awaits us
or where our feet will fall.
Still I am thankful for the unlucky chance
to manage the Carrollton Halls.
FATE'S FOOTFALLS - Sponsored by John Lawless
Categories:
superintendent, death, destiny, fate, school,
Form: Quatrain
Always on a razor’s edge
In the loony cage
Now opening this window
Now closing that
Now busy at this arrow
Now tackling the aching marrow
For the sweet bones moves the cat
The wolf seeks to shift
From old veins to a fresh rainbow
Comes up the superintendent
(As the psychoanalyst says)
The disguise is recognizable
The fruit of social venoms is terrible
Dusk or dawn
The train therefore pulls on
With the chores floors sores roars galore
Profound rubbish
Calling for the female cannabis
Kisses without kinesis
Daily travesty of compulsive synthesis
No beak and obviously no peaks
Same old debris and I can take it no more
It’s bloody hell
Better to regress to the cat
In an empty flat
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May 31, 2016
For Desperate Housewife – Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
superintendent, animal, anxiety, conflict, confusion,
Form: Free verse
Next item up for bid, a rare coin of mine
Is one 1894 s silver Liberty dime
Only 24 of these coins were minted that year
That is, in San Francisco, let me be clear
In case anyone here has a thought to purloin
We have guards and cameras on this valuable coin
It's merely speculation why so few were minted
The fact is, that's all, they permitted
The superintendent gave most to banker friends
But three were given to his daughter to spend
She spent one on ice cream, the other two she saved
After that,there whereabouts weren't written on page
The chances of you seeing another one like this
Couldn't be calculated on one hundred abacuses
This perfect coin is the best ever seen
And the last one that sold went for two million green
If you've deep pockets, want to impress your friends
My rare silver dime must surely make you grin
For two million I'd say, "Going once" at that price
But now 2.5 million I'd say, "Going twice"
Anything over that I would gladly let it go
Pay three million right now and I'll holler, "SOLD"
By Daniel Turner
Categories:
superintendent, business, fantasy, history, money,
Form: Rhyme
Yes i am the only one, who make love from hate,
Don't look suspiciously, you heard me accurate,
Take all your hate together, put into a crate,
I'll give you half kg love for per kg of weight,
No its not costly, its very cheap,
As i have to sow then i reap,
A seed of love in heart of hate,
I till the anger & irrigate,
I guard them from birds of contempt,
Holding gun of kindness,
Standing amid my chaff superintendent,
Yes you mortal, you got me right,
I am that immortal tyke,
Sleeping on bed of grime,
From an eternal time,
For some i am holy Quran,
For some Bible & Gita-Sar,
But i teach only love,
In each & every avatar,
You never embraced me in arms,
Nor you ever praised my charm,
I am the only truth,
Everything else's a sham,
I'll make your soul, pure & pious,
Guide you to a decision, free from bias,
Follow me to that portal, the peace's abode,
Only love resides, no place for loathe.
Where human loves human,
All are one under one sun.
Categories:
superintendent, god, life,
Form: I do not know?
The “Saga” of the Lonely Cactus
by Miriam McCue
Introduction:
:
Characters in order of appearance:
Lonely Cactus: He is a 6 foot Saguaro cactus with two arms (kind that looks like a man from
a distance.) (In real life these cacti have to be around 75 years old to get an arm.)
Kieran - My granddaughter
Aunt Mikey - My youngest daughter
Alphabet City - Part of the Lower East Side of NYC
Desert - This refers to desert surrounding Phoenix AZ
Manhattan - Name for the island of NYC, not including Brooklyn, Queens, etc.
Super - Nickname for the superintendent of a tenement or apartment building.
Assorted city street characters - Anonymous
Greenwich Village - West of the Lower East Side NYC
Lower East Side - Part of NYC ( name of it describes where it is)
Alphabet City - Part of the Lower East Side of NYC
Assorted city street characters - Anonymous
Central Park - Large man-made park in Center of NYC
Big Apple - Nickname for NYC
U.P.S - A delivery service (In poem pronounced by letters, no as “up sss” )
Casino - We all know what that is.
Donald Trump - Famous prominent business man
Categories:
superintendent, adventure, confusion, fantasy, funny,
Form: Free verse