Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year I am gifting you a new 747.
Special built so your reindeer can fly with you.
There will be treats to eat, and the stewardesses will release the presents.
On the ground, waiting volunteer minions will have detailed lists.
They will take the presents to all the houses of the children.
You and the reindeer can rest as others finish up your hard work.
Merry Christmas Santa
Enjoy the ride!
Categories:
stewardesses, christmas,
Form: Free verse
The horror of the night
I had rented a room in the town of Puerto Lemon
in wonderful Costa Rica.
I was going to have an affair with stewardesses
but since the crew came from one of the ty
gossiping little coastal towns in Norway,
we had to be discreet.
From the darkness of the night and into the light
in the room, flew a wonderful insect.
It was made of gold and the size of a cockroach,
the unsightly insect that once had been human
but had committed a grave sin and in his anger
God had turned them shuddering ugly creatures.
Out of the cracks in the floorboard burly ants came
attacked and ate the golden beauty.
It only took a few minutes then they disappeared
back to their hiding places.
I awoke the woman who was fast asleep,
we walked back to the ship, she first, I took longer.
Needed a drink at the nearest bar to overcome
the horror I had witnessed.
Categories:
stewardesses, blue, dance, earth day,
Form: Blank verse
73 Exhumed Creative Engineers Tear Chubby Soliferrum and biscotti
93 Diseased Stewardesses Smack Bemused Ballista and tea cake
83 Gorged Piano Teachers Teach Damp Axe and éclair
Categories:
stewardesses, political, prayer, pride, truth,
Form: Free verse
Success of self named pens in Europe
Made the U.S. the next best niche
Marcel Bich dropped the H in his name
Afriad they would call it a *****
Michael Keaton was running wild
In the title role in Beetlejuice
If it was up to the writers
Sammy Davis Jr. would be let loose
Now they are called flight attendants
But about their name before the gripe
Stewardesses is the longest word
Only the left hand is needed to type
Davy Jones was a popular Monkee
As a matter of fact he was so showy
Another London singer named David Jones
Had to change his name to David Bowie
Director Wes Craven was bullied
In school before all of his fame
He named a villain after the kid
Freddy Krueger his infamous name
Categories:
stewardesses, bullying, career, celebrity, creation,
Form: Quatrain
ANGELS DOWN
On broken wings and failing engines the plane starts to die,
eleven people are at God’s mercy as it hits the ground in a shattering
impact smashing limbs and machinery as if was paper.
Through the flames people scream and by the chance of time
and coincidence a man is there to help.
He drags two people clear in terrible pain. The rest burn and scream
before him – he can’t beat the flames and at risk of his own life
he stopped to help.
In a terrible tragedy five young air stewardesses perished in agony,
such a waste of youth and beauty when a plane went wrong.
Categories:
stewardesses, bereavement, death, fire, flying,
Form: Free verse
I am such a pain in the neck whenever I have to fly.
When the stewards and stewardesses see me coming
I know they all just want to die.
"Get me this. Get me that. Did you get me this yet
or did you stupidly forget?"
I'll blatantly ignore all the rules and even light up a cigarette.
"You can't smoke here sir. It's against regulation. Put the cigarette out please."
I won't hesitate. I'll tell them right to their face,
"What are you going to do, Force me to leave?"
I'm just pulling your leg. I'm not really that way.
I could never be so rude or crude.
When I fly I generally use that time to sleep,
but I do always sleep in the nude.
Categories:
stewardesses, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
Trains upon trains
Exalted trains with pristine potties
and stewardesses with snack carts.
Luxury trains topped with glass so
the first class can see beyond
the concrete shoot the cars shuttle through.
Trains upon trains
Avant -garde trains with scrolling neon signs in three languages,
Japanese, Chinese and English with velveteen seats.
Subway trains with oh, so, polite grannies
and oh, so, skinny men in pinstriped suits.
Country trains who’ve seen their better days come and go
with accordion hinged umbelical connections
and shiney beige linoleum floors
whose cars shake and shutter as the trudge along
trains upon trains.
Categories:
stewardesses, adventure
Form: Free verse