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April 20 Standup Comedy The Trump Insult Comedy Tour!

April 20—Standup Comedy – The  Insult Comedy Tour!

How and why he 
Remains so popular 
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.

He remains me 
Of an old-time insult
Comedian, Don Rickles
 
Who was infamous
For insulting his audience
Who loved his edgy comic stylings,
As he cruelly mocked 
everything and everyone.

But, over time, people got tired
 of his routine
And his style
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Categories: standup, corruption, political,
Form: Political Verse

Thank You

Thanks peoples who gave me pain,
Everything turns into gain..
Much I learnt much is remain,
Words are running in my blood through my veins..
Sucking people I met in my life ,
They had words, worked like a knife.
Never mind but you hadn't my vibe,
I know my soul will make it bright .
Sorry I argued it was my mistake,
Thanks
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Categories: standup, break up, confidence, happy,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberStandup Hugs

Standing there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix

As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She thought 

This puts the retch in wretched

And that was that
A good sense of humour
Is only embraced so far



5.31.2020
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Categories: standup, break up, funny love,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberStandup Comedians

Good stand up comedians are a very rare breed
That's why this guy stands out, hilarious indeed
He's Brian Reagan
A fantastic comedian
His humour is unusual and totally unique

© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: standup, humor,
Form: Limerick

Standup Blackman

Standup my Black Brother and walk that extra mile, because we now have a reason to stand tall and walk proud. Continue to Live, and dream the dream that you’ve hoped for, because in due time that dream would have become a reality. Knowing that within the debts of your hearts you’ve maintained your spirituality.
Believing
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Categories: standup, inspiration, inspirational, joy, power,
Form: ABC



Premium MemberStandup For Jack

Good old Jack wants more poems that are funny
With some humor I might make some money

I could do standup make them all chuckle
Wear a cowboy hat and a big buckle

My jokes might be lame, my spirits may sink
I'll get more funny, once they start to drink

I'd talk bout the country, home on the range
maybe bout
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Categories: standup, humorous, may,
Form: Couplet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things