April 20—Standup Comedy – The Insult Comedy Tour!
How and why he
Remains so popular
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.
He remains me
Of an old-time insult
Comedian, Don Rickles
Who was infamous
For insulting his audience
Who loved his edgy comic stylings,
As he cruelly mocked
everything and everyone.
But, over time, people got tired
of his routine
And his style of humor faded away
But he has resurrected
The insult comedy routine.
Going to his rallies
Is akin to a religious revival
For some people.
They delight in being
Part of his whole mad
Carnival scene.
but for many of us
the T comedy tour
is no longer funny
if it ever was.
Categories:
standup, corruption, political,
Form: Political Verse
Thanks peoples who gave me pain,
Everything turns into gain..
Much I learnt much is remain,
Words are running in my blood through my veins..
Sucking people I met in my life ,
They had words, worked like a knife.
Never mind but you hadn't my vibe,
I know my soul will make it bright .
Sorry I argued it was my mistake,
Thanks for judging me from my back.
I thought who was my soulmate ,
They Bitten me here like a snake ..
But thanks for the pain ,
It taught me a lots ,
How fool was I,
supposed The real was sobs..
They steal my dream
Made me nightmare ,
I cried with night .
Accepted as god gifted dare ..
I didn't forget any words
Everything is in my mind ,
Waiting for my turn
I will you remind .
Thanks again dear for this surprise,
I am a sun
After the night I will be rise ..
Categories:
standup, break up, confidence, happy,
Form: Rhyme
Standing there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix
As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She thought
This puts the retch in wretched
And that was that
A good sense of humour
Is only embraced so far
5.31.2020
Categories:
standup, break up, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Good stand up comedians are a very rare breed
That's why this guy stands out, hilarious indeed
He's Brian Reagan
A fantastic comedian
His humour is unusual and totally unique
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
standup, humor,
Form: Limerick
Good old Jack wants more poems that are funny
With some humor I might make some money
I could do standup make them all chuckle
Wear a cowboy hat and a big buckle
My jokes might be lame, my spirits may sink
I'll get more funny, once they start to drink
I'd talk bout the country, home on the range
maybe bout my horse, perhaps that is strange
Some cowboy Karaoke might do the trick
If only I could sing they may not get sick
I will give it a try for my good friend Jack
It won't last very long so I will be back
Dedicated to Jack Ellison.
Categories:
standup, humorous, may,
Form: Couplet