Standup Poems - Poems about Standup

... Thanks peoples who gave me pain, Everything turns into gain.. Much I learnt much is remain, Words are running in my blood through my veins.. Sucking people I met in my life , They had word......Read More

... Who are you to take my rights and have me live each day in fright? We are all born the same in God's delight why must you be smug materially, while I have to daily fight? Laws remain the sa......Read More

...*(These are some Senryu poems about bestfriends.) * My best friends and I can talk with each other with facial expressions Friends can face-slap insult each other - we know each other so we......Read More

... What makes a man a man do you think Big muscles and hairy armpits that don't stink But really beyond all that Humor needs to hatch Nothing compares to this standup fink ......Read More

... What makes a man a man do you think Big muscles and hairy armpits that don't stink But really beyond all that Humor needs to hatch Nothing compares to this standup fink ......Read More

...Standing there Arms outstretched The haggard pasty washed up Kewpie doll Of a soon to be ex Awaited his oxytocin fix As the dutiful wench Swallowed the stench Of his distillery fermented fa......Read More

...I'm stumbling, drowning, Attempting to pick my head up, I'm falling, slowly attempting to standup I can feel the waters of my soul rumbling. My brain's deluded My sight's blinded Spirit rescue ......Read More

...He discerns my deepest feelings He is pleased when I am kneeling I give my heart to true worship Jesus, thank you for your purchase ~ He accepts prayers and praises Thoughts ......Read More

...At five years old, starting out in kindergarten I went to school with my favorite best friends Girls and boys I’d known as my local hearten The ones I loved so I had no need for amends......Read More

...Lights. Camera. Action! These boys are crazy. I know because I am their drama teacher. They are eight and nine and fearless. I have to keep them happy and alive for an hour. They threw out my i......Read More

... One does not have to die to be a hero, Though many heroes paid the ultimate price, That is but one among many scenarios, Of steel, faith, valor and noble sacrifice. Heroes dwell in neighborho......Read More

...I think I'll open a tragedy club where people can come to weep I'll tell the saddest stories around admission will be cheap I'll call the venue Tragic Relief where heartache is the norm and "......Read More

...While I sleep Angels Weep Faeries cry Wishing for something more My love is deep but yet I mourn This World can be more But yet hope is fleeting It takes all big and small Black is B......Read More

... A woman says to her dentist, “Don't know what's worse Having a tooth pulled or having a baby” Dentist says, “Must adjust the chair to make us more comfortable So make up your mind, got......Read More

...Picture This Half Of The Sky A terrified woman in India Burned beyond recognition Her husband enraged ... She could not beg. An outcast girl in Iran Beaten, shamed, then stoned the adultre......Read More