Spork Poems - Poems about Spork

...(a story in senryu stanzas) I get migraines. - lucky me - glare can set me off within seconds. I always have a pair of dark, polarized shades with me - it’s a quirk. When I was fourteen,......Read the rest...

...The fork and the spoon wondered what their baby would be I think he’ll be a fork, the fork said confidently, a fork like me! His wife the spoon kept quiet, but she kind of wanted a spoon. When the......Read the rest...

...Lisa and I finally tested covid-free! When we saw our results, we began an impromptu dance that felt like levitation. Although my covid case seemed much milder, Lisa’s been nothing but supportive.......Read the rest...

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinar......Read the rest...

...Chogadella, chogadella gleef a finkle, fangle doo Sanking froth a wank forchella bleetting hist la trencheled sloo Calibali, spork n’ mally jopelwanker deef walore Ecta......Read the rest...

...The food was chased by a bent tine fork Along the surface of a smooth glass plate, Eventually was skewered with brute force torque. A similar force confronted an unyielding cork But for this ev......Read the rest...

...There was a creative genius named Mork Crazy Orkan crossed a spoon with a fork He gazed at his invention Then at last broke the tension I'm gonna call what I've got here ~ a 'spork!'......Read the rest...

...Well, well"aint seen nothin like me"? No one is shocked a person of darker pigment can pass a football or do anything they set out to dream with heart in hard work. I think you better stick with a s......Read the rest...

...Newtonian physics say what goes up must come down sorry not in the camp of horn tootin, high falutin clowns justice serves only to rebuke you, not too astute of you when youre bragging of genetics......Read the rest...

...There once was a man from New York, Who had an addiction to pork. He once ate some beef, And threw up his teeth, Then fell on the floor with his spork.......Read the rest...

...I know you suggested Green eggs and ham, topped with truffula greens and a side of spam.but Jerry T Curtis, them green eggs might hurt us, I feel that you might be trying to divert us,from alternativ......Read the rest...

...Perchance yar juiced a young man or woman maybe born, bread and raised in the city that never sleeps and as a loyal son or daughter take a tram to enjoy a tasty repast with widowed momma, cuz e......Read the rest...

...Catharthis... neglect of the art and it's form is such a beautiful start let go of the pain let go of all emotion the hatred is spread thin Touched and such beautiful notions I know you are striving ......Read the rest...

...You're a mad rapper I'm a mad hatter Ideas in my head always bleeding So lyrics you won't be needing You spit them I write them You rap them I rhyme them Lines we be exchanging Like I'd be interchang......Read the rest...

...;p I Love Reuben Sandwiches Grill toast with corn beef Thousand island dressing to please Grill delicious on rye or pumpernickle tastes right. Hot melted cheese of Swiss makes you s......Read the rest...