Sploshed Poems - Poems about Sploshed

...Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain Had mum left the freezer door open again? He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!” The freezer door was just a little ajar Inquisitive kittens, as ......Read the rest...

...[Pictured above… My actual coffee mug] Well, I poured myself a gin And I sploshed some tonic in And some lemon and some ice So it slipped down really nice If it gave my brain a squiggle ......Read the rest...

...Billy McWhiffy Billy McWhiffy needed to fart But there was a lady pushing a cart Once she’d passed by and he thought he might bust He readied himself for an almighty gust But his belly was s......Read the rest...

...He made no move at all As the alarm clock went off. But ten minutes later, It was obvious he was awake. He lifted himself out of bed And went towards the bathroom. He shaved himself With......Read the rest...

...within without and all about the chickens went insane the humans squabbled bout the drought... yet it was so amusing theirin they're out without a doubt plain turkeys ran for cover old mabel ......Read the rest...