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Spandex Poems - Poems about Spandex


Premium Member Of Knights and Spandex
The knights that in histories lurk, They never wore spandex to work. O’er heroes today That dress in this way, The dragons, they snort and they smirk. ...

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Categories: spandex, adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
November's treasure
++ November's treasure ++ Mississippi Queen look she's no movie-star She's always just been the Led Zeppelin swan song As thin a beam shone bright from a lovers plight My Moon-beam hits 28 in morrow She'll say goodbye to that club Gods in blue jeans spandex was never as cultured vingt sept It all doesn't matter if you don't read Frankenstein's...

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Categories: spandex, 11th grade, beautiful, birthday,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Spandex Scandal
Well if life gets to be, More than you can handle. Then visit Coco Beach. And see the, Spandex scandal....

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Categories: spandex, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spandex
Spandex thighs Spiralized my eyes Hyper flex her wonders Set my helix spinning Genetic refrain DNA slain phonetic Double down Maxwell magnetic Electric blues make life too hectic Two alarm scribe Workout overtime perfection Repetition fired sugar glider Run your ladder up beside her...

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Categories: spandex, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Twist To Robin Hood and His Men Wear Green Spandex
The ground was blanketed with fallen leaves that crunched under their feet as they ducked into the bushes and secluded spots behind thick trees The forest was their domain the comforts of life as fugitives in hiding they could survive, it beat capture and torture. Emerging on the path came eight horses with their riders trotting into view Robin Hood and the...

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Categories: spandex, fantasy,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member His Spandex Shorts
Hammond Clark, drifting in bare feet, clad only in his spandex boxer shorts, took in the wreck of his kitchen. "This tastes like nuclear waste", he thought as he nibbled on tid-bits left over from his sister Rosie's "after the gig" party. As lead singer for the Dire Straights she had footed the bill for her friends...

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Categories: spandex, funny, imagination
Form: Narrative

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