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Spammer Poems - Poems about Spammer


Premium MemberI-phone-itis

...I checked my e-mail
Deleted the spammer
Then fixed my “I phone”
With a store-bought hammer

The Dr. scheduled a video visit
I told him “I’d take a pass”
Cuz there’s no way I’m stickin’
My own...
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Categories: spammer, age, humor,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberNotorious Poet

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There once was a man who wrote poetry,
but his words caused bad notoriety.
Poems full of bad grammar,
Souper's thought he's a spammer!
But he was struggling with sobriety! 
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Categories: spammer, poetry,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberThe Amazon Scam Is Back Once Again

...Yes, it is true that the Amazon telephone scam is back yet again!
A few days ago Amazon scam artists pretending to be representing
their company wanted to authorize a "$900.00" non-existent purchas...
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Categories: spammer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative

Dismissive About the Missive

...I've been going through old love letters of how we used to be.
The silly, inconsequential things you used to write to me
about nothing in particular, the mundane, the everyday, the norm.
But that ...
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Categories: spammer, eulogy, introspection, longing, remember,
Form: Free verse

From Spammer

...A-nnoying
N-otes
D-o
O-ffend
R-ighteous
S-cribes

A-s
L-ine
I-s
F-rom
S-pammer

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories: spammer, poems,
Form: Acrostic



Deleting Your Messages

...A-ct
N-icely
D-eleting
Y-our

M-essages
A-nd
R-eturn
T-o
I-mmortal
N-ame

Topic: Spammer
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories: spammer, nonsense,
Form: Acrostic

Spammer Smackdown

...IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA 
BASE FORTHWITH.
ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, 
SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCI...
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Categories: spammer, bullying, computer, internet, rude,
Form: I do not know?

Twitter Song That I Write.

...ROCKIN' TWITTER :The original twitter song (Parady of ROCKIN' ROBIN) BY 
@ANTHONYSOULS FOLLOWME
 
He rocks in the TREEHOUSE all a day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-TWITTERING' the song
All th...
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Categories: spammer, art, funny, imagination, parodyday,
Form: Lyric

Twentyfabel5

...TwentyFabel5
SPAM
Profile Changes
Marking time in pencil life is not a pair of pants or shirts worn out on elbows 
when the chance comes to dance under the shorter rung of limbo peculiar to the 
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Categories: spammer, computer-internet, parody, satire, life,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things