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Funny Social Poems

These Funny Social poems are examples of Social poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Social Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Big Embarrassment Aunt Boo
Aunt Boo posted everything on social media.
Misspelling words, never using Wikipedia.
Atrocious punctuation was almost laughable.
Her caustic posts were anything but affable.
She had warnings all the...

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Categories: social, 4th grade, 5th grade,



The Half-Truth About Facebook
It’s our halfway house where we half-unwind,
Half-sociable, half-lazy,
And where half our friends we’re half-shocked to find
Half-interesting, half-crazy....

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: social, computer, depression, funny, humor,

Social Media Part 2

Social Media ~ Part 2

From all the talk of a growing plight
As life starts to lose its very own sight
In news and documentaries
That floods our...

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Categories: social, analogy, computer, deep, humorous,

Premium Member Hollywood spinoff
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Categories: social, computer, funny, muse, parody,

Bank balance
My bank balance
Stood as a false idol 

Insurmountable as bubblegums
The smack of my lips

A Hallelujah
Heralding a full tummy

My fingers lost in wrappers
Spun a yarn
A garment...

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Categories: funny, social,

Premium Member Sharpen Those Social Skills - INSTANTLY
Are you socially awkward or totally British?
Does small talk just make you feel nervous and skittish?
On the school run, the bus, in the office each...

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Categories: social, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Sexuel Harassment
Sexuel Harassment 

Some of the men lately on the news
are not there because they have pretty shoes, 
They are perverts that have come out into...

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Categories: social, society,

Praying For Less

Another quaint conversation
with Les C. Moore


Boy, I tell you,
people who say they don’t want more problems,
sure got a funny way of praying
They always be asking...

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Categories: humorous, social, truth, wisdom,

Hedonic Treadmill
Insatiable thirst and hunger
A bottomless materialistic pit
Always something for nothing
Prop your feet up; you’re the shit

Narcissist lazy behavior
Spoiled childish attitude
Snowflakes; everybody’s a winner
Except for people...

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Categories: america, conflict, social, wisdom,

Its Time to Play
Its time to play
Its time to play
Play through the pit
The pit of the drum
Drum fire
Fire spit through 
The flame
Terror from the eyes
All I can say...

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Categories: social, anger, culture, feelings, funny,

the social life
 The Social Life

A monkey sits on the roof, eats a bon, bon 
with its wrapper on teasing a dog.

I sit in the bar, with...

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Categories: social, anti bullying, anxiety, blue,

Annoyous Interruptus

He sidles up next to you,
so stealthily
It’s like he appeared out of thin air
Then breathlessly,
he gives you a Jimmy Stewart howdy do,
and starts air guitaring...

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Categories: social, cute, funny, humor, parody,

Premium Member Conversation starters
“What’s the funniest movie you’ve seen?”
Or: “What fun stuff do you get up to?”
Maybe: “How do you get rid of stress?”
Or: “What’s a scary thing...

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Categories: funny, humorous, social, society,

Premium Member She Loves the Mall
She loves the mall
It suits her to a tee
It's the only place
 she wants to be

First she goes to the restroom
to make sure that she...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: feelings, funny, social, woman,

Premium Member Droshky Ride
       DROSHKY RIDE
I and my love, one night out for a ride
the droshky driver knowing where to go
in this,...

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© Vee Bdosa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sexy, social,

Tweetable twitter haiku
Twitter obsession
Presidents to pig farmers
Alternative facts


Written on 13th March 2017

Entry to "tweetable" contest
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Categories: social, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

sounds
She could leave at any time. She really could. She didn't know her own reasons for staying. Called herself a coward, told herself she was...

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Categories: social, analogy, anxiety, crazy, loneliness,

dear dude at the bar
Don't slide your arm around my shoulder
unless you want yours to be dislocated
Don't try to tell me I'm beautiful
trust me it's overstated and overrated
Don't ask...

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Categories: social, desire, funny, men, nonsense,

Useful
I want to feel useful
Be someone to rely on 
I want
Someone I can take pictures of and who will take pictures of me
Someone who I...

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Categories: social, angst, anxiety, friendship, loneliness,

MOM'S CAKE MIX
What's going on in the sky ?
Some dripped down into my eye.
Birds fall to the ground.
It doesn't stop - something profound.
My lungs just feel ablaze.
130...

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Categories: environment, health, people, social,