Funny Social Poems

I’m an Asian
So, I’m civilized!

-Really?

I’m a European; an American white
I’m an Oceania and I’m civilized!

-Really!?

I’m an African
Victim of apartheid
An oppressed black
But, I’m civilized!

-Really!?

I’m a highly...

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              I am funny,
        hidden...

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I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab
So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab.
I describe my races at...

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It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...

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Listening, viewing body language, some will say spy
But I’m just watching people, as life goes by

All sorts of people, young and old
I’m making up stories...

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I had a separate social life where stoners didn’t exist 
it was when I came alive so many ladies kissed 
happy days fulfilling life that...

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Funny how they're all disappointed
When you willingly written a novel so predictable
But still upset when you yourself are unpredictable,
We all treat the ones we love...

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Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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The hens from our small, urban farm,
Had wild idea, caused great fright:
Escape their pen, come to no harm,
See a show, without a blight.

With feathers ruffling...

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Despite all of its negative factors
It’s the best thing to sweep the nation
Social media actually matters;
Because it helps with communication.
It allows you to keep in...

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The cap on this app
Brings the hour of trap.
The hour of trap?
Yes, the hour of trap. 
They shake it hard.
They throw it back.
They praise God...

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pansy, dandelion, ill`behavior, 
nopoe,^shrub_,thistle?
I have no idea 
who you think i am or was, 
Serotonin, Dopamine, Endorphin?

Could be i'm a Syntax error in line 150.
A...

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…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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She enters the room with a horrible stench
             A terrible curse for so...

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First outings (not a date exactly)
someone you’re impressed with. 
You trot out your best anecdotes 
and venture small confidences.

You have to decide which “you” to...

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