Snarfed Poems - Poems about Snarfed

... Too stoned to care wild eyes and hair My friend and I dare to order four pizzas Where are your friends the manager inquired Oh, they’ll be here in a bit o......

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...Poor, patriotic Samuel Lelune welcomed November's Thanksgiving new moon Snarfed turkey non-stop, onward from noon ascended to heaven ~ human hot-air balloon......

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...A famished bird snarfed down a stinging bee Began to feel faint, and weak in the knees Set himself down to listen Is there something here I'm missin' What's this crazy sound buzzing inside me......

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...Mister Johns was pretty fat for his height He snarfed every piece of choc'late in sight His wife the candy was hid You know what Mr. Johns did? He went out trick-or-treating like a kid......

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...Harry the Hamster was a cute little pet 'till the day that into a pot he did get Not a pot of soup, mind you nor a pot of beef stew What Harry got into makes most hamsters blue ......

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...GIRAFFATACK In treetops high up Spot victims, raises up neck ~ Pow! Eats shoots, then leaves MONKEY SHINES Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ......

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