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Funny Sloth Poems

These Funny Sloth poems are examples of Sloth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sloth Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Sloth Like In My Entishness Today
I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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Categories: sloth, care, for her, funny

Premium Member Cover Story
Sloth is the deadliest of sins
    or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
    Helpless!...

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Categories: sloth, books, funny, grandmother, irony,
Premium Member Being a Cage Manager In Las Vegas
They came to get me 
Because I was the cage manager
But what did I have to do with it?
No one else can coax her, they...

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Categories: sloth, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
The New Seven Deadly Sins
I think it's time to do an update
Of The Seven Deadly Sins
Most people do not know them all
Sit down and let's begin
I'm not really religious
But,...

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Categories: sloth, religion, sin,
Premium Member Admissions of a Sloth
I like to exercise my mind, but how I hate to work.
Whatever needs exertion is the action that I shirk.
Labor with the brain is fine....

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Categories: sloth, funny, workme,

The Sloth
His life is an epic
He is the one person who opens wares an hour after the market 
He comes to town a day after the...

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Categories: sloth, funny, life, satire,

Book: Shattered Sighs