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Slop Poems

Slop Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of slop poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for slop.

New Poems

How you doin hard-rock crossover
Hay! Baby (scream/loud)

How you doin! (loud and sharp/stretch-out)

My name is Joe cool (he winks his eye (lie)

and I want too
spend a little
time, with you

Oh Yeah!

(guitar: Hard Rock Sonata)

so don't tell
yo mama
(high pitch /crowd joins in )

and don't spill-it
to all of...Read More
Categories: slop, hip hop, humorous, lust, parody, romance, sexy,
Form: Lyric

Premium Member The Perils of Being Our Age
Dog demands attention and food.
Loves to be petted.
Rolls around on the floor like a pig in slop.
Legs in the air.
My husband claps.
I clap.
Her one trick.
She is the only baby who still lives with us.
The perils of being in our sixties.

...Read More
Categories: slop, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
Perched on figurative shoulder
Perched on figurative shoulder...
taking devil's advocate stance...,
with sharp eyed cognizance
of course Joe King abidance!

Wild eyed traitor Joe Schmoe,
albeit Democrat subjects himself to grow
wing skepticism at impeachment show
whip lashed, viz strapping jock who stow
weapons of mashed destruction
expects at least one rotten...Read More
Categories: slop, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Political Verse
This For That
If you don’t speak pig Latin,
that’s all muddy okay
Ignorant bliss slop chatting,
this be the swine way

Quid pro quo
is a pig tell only 
when you Latin show 
need to know  know

This Seller conversation bee busy e-Bay
That Buyer rhetoric reply is...Read More
Categories: slop, fun, humorous, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Schwenksville Pennsylvania
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Earthdate/starttime: 11/04/19 01:10:26 AM
Earthdate/endtime: 11/04/19 02:55:46 AM

Poetic snapshot regarding immediate
actual, physical, spatial... environment
pertinent, relevant, salient... yours truly
commenced within fleeting electronic

date/time stamp indicated above bereft
attempts to describe character sketch,
whereat I sit within Apartment B44:
taking immediate lock, stock & barrel

ordinary repeated...Read More
Categories: slop, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, father,
Form: Free verse

Chief egalitarian garbage taster ie white trash
Chief egalitarian garbage taster i.e. “white trash”

As Halloween costume, 
one year during early grade school, 
my father got brilliant idea 
for sole son dressed
uniquely rubbish qua 
putrid offal getup. 

Missus Shaner (talon clawed, 
shriveled relic archaeopteryx dinosaur, 
who taught fifth...Read More
Categories: slop, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Four Seasons in Day-QD
One day is stunning, the next a flop.
But who is the judge, and how to tell
good day from bad, a run of mill slop.
Dance in the rain after long dry spell.

Run inside from rain in garden shop.
Sunny days in winter...Read More
Categories: slop, weather,
Form: Verse
Premium Member IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE - Part XLII - 42

If you pull a long-bored acrimonious face
Looking hardly at anyone passing your way
Your sunken cheeks spiting your own face
But those bitter bitten lips will give you away

If you keep pulling that long forsaken-look face
Wondering...Read More
Categories: slop, fun, heartbreak, humor, metaphor, smile,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Mammaries Of My Youth - Inn Homophonic Speak
Now that eye have groan older inn thee tooth,
Aye recall fond mammaries of my feckless youth.
(End sum of them knot sow fond as ewe will later sea!)
Butt generally speakin', life was vary good two me.

Eye em sew greatful four my...Read More
Categories: slop, growing up, humorous, memory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mud, Slop And Eleanor

There were three little piggies, Mud, Slop and Eleanor
Mud and Slop usually covered in poop while Eleanor was demure
Hanging out with well-to-do piggies
The ones known as the “pretties”
A misnomer for sure, but Eleanor had piggie allure

...Read More
Categories: slop, fun,
Form: Limerick
If it were not for you
If it were not for you
I would have long found love,
I would have lived in peace
knowing not heartache nor grief.

Sunshine would have
warmed my heart,
and the moonlit nights
would have soothed my soul.

If it were not for you
I would have long found...Read More
Categories: slop, love hurts,
Form: Lyric
Hip Hop died after Hip Hop sold slop...Read More
Categories: slop, humor, spoken word,
Form: Free verse
Author Dana Redricks 
May 27, 2019 

Some people are not 
happy unless you are 
miserable too
Nothing you do is never 
good enough, they nag 
They complain 
The rage comes on
like a hurricane 
My heart hurt so bad
all I want to...Read More
Categories: slop, christian, conflict, deep, depression, god, how i
Form: Dramatic Verse
School Daze
School Daze

In my school daze
my younger dumber daze,
I learned many things,
but not what I need.

I admit I rejected them
like a bad boy does.
It’s my fault, they say.
It’s my fault, I’m poor.

I kind of know what verbs are
and what X+T might...Read More
Categories: slop, freedom, loss, mystery, school,
Form: Free verse
Should Be Poem of Day About Trump
Should Be Poem of Day About Trump

Trump always knew is an old grump;
Is with short hands at end of stump;
Records traced;
Hair replaced,
And on his face has frozen each bump.

Jim Horn

Trump An Obstinent Impediment

Makes no difference where he is or went,
Trump...Read More
Categories: slop, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Matthew Scott The Marionette
Matthew Scott The Marionette...

(Concocting cock and bull poetic pap
promises to approximate bovine rap
worse case scenario..., you will snap
so friend me at funny farm in Trappe
Pennsylvania, or frankly yukon zap
this poppycock poetic
emetic entailing...vowel)

movements deftly managed skilled puppeteer
unseen hands adroitly maneuver paraphernalia
bajillion...Read More
Categories: slop, analogy, creation, dance, devotion, faith, fate, father,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Doing Sweeties Chores
Doing Sweeties Chores

My wif no longer cuts the grass
And goat jus died from eatin glass
Her old string trimmer is most gone
She’s upen left so I’m livin alone

Our washing machine it had no cord
I think she named it MY scrub...Read More
Categories: slop, funny, satire,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Have You Ever Tasted Human
Loud insistent dragons are pounding at my brick walls.
Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. No walls now. 
These giant creatures have escaped, uninhibited, free.
In a happy, wicked slow walk, they approach the town.

Heading toward a communal meadow of unsuspecting villagers.
Children running...Read More
Categories: slop, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Lyric
Here Now Brown Cow
Here Now Brown Cow

Could be here, here now brown cow,
At no time had he ever been a sow;
Never stop,
Eating slop,
And off ship jumped from the bow.

Jim Horn

...Read More
Categories: slop, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Poetry is a metaphor I
                     Poetry’s a sniper’s bullet in the chamber of a gun.
         ...Read More
Categories: slop, analogy, cute, funny, humorous, metaphor, poetry, word
Form: Rhyme
To Grinder Monkey Smiles
To All Mothers Everywhere
To all mothers
Why do you part your legs
the 21st Centaury
Didn’t you know
That the future is our final station
Where the monkey sits and waits
To collect
For a debt that has long been owed?
And he will never be denied
That fateful...Read More
Categories: slop, age, birth, death, future, howl, mother, natural
Form: Prose Poetry
blue moon
I found all I was looking for
ain't nothing to do with you
or the songs you sang for me
when the moon was blue
yes, cutting all the losses
fed to the pigs like slop
a little commiseration
and vexation's all it brought

I couldn't make you...Read More
Categories: slop, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Will Not Name The Restaurant
I will not name the restaurant,
Because it might have been a fluke
But after I ate their offering,
I came home and did a puke.

I pictured the cook, her hair askew,
Letting little drops of it land in the stew.
As she spewed forth...Read More
Categories: slop, funny,
Form: Rhyme
First Person Pooter

The first derriere shot,
that killed everyone’s appetite,
came from a second-rate, 
light tipping looter

A no-class hothead bum,
who had bun fiddy no-good burger 
burglar instincts

Amateur night out
introduced a new bottom bang-bang 
beatnik on the back end drum — 

A queasy gut alley...Read More
Categories: slop, allusion, fun, humor, imagery,
Form: Burlesque
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
Contest on my Home country by Brahne Bailey

Being an Ozzie is great,
Everyone calls Everyone Mate.
Too laid back for a heated debate,
Culture so young..... so we’re late.

We walk around wearing our thongs,
Like it’s a style of dress that belongs.
Chilling...Read More
Categories: slop, america, community, home,
Form: Rhyme