Slitter Poems


Premium MemberMy Hubby Cheated On Me

You lied
I cried

Lie low
Hello

My dear
Her rear

Was flake
You snake

Slitter
Hitter

Batter
Scatter

Foul balls
Who falls

I did
You squid

I plea
Leave me

Your eyes
Like pies

And sweets
And tweets

That sing
And bling

That sate
Your plate

Without
A doubt

Peter
Cheater

Pumpin
Bumpkin

Bowwow 
Chow Chow

It's clear
Leave here


connie pachecho

1/12/25

Note-A prelude to this poem, "If I Were Your Love," dated 5/1/23.
Categories: slitter, lost love,
Form: Footle

Premium MemberSnake Feeder-

blazing snake feeder
a dead, bouncy insect flies
inside the tall grass

slitter and slide by
hiding in the grassy knolls
snake hunting his prey


7/18/20 
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.© 2020
Categories: slitter, adventure, conflict, food, insect,
Form: Haiku


Premium MemberI'M a Sheet Slitter

I'M A SHEET SLITTER

I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets
Because I'm the best sheet slitter
That ever slit a sheet

For the contest sponsored by Nina Parmenter
Categories: slitter, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberA Sable Hued Awakening: For Richard Wright

A Sable Hued Syllabic Awakening…
(For Richard Wright)



Even snakes have love…
but no one wants their embrace;
such coiled loneliness…

Yet nature provides…
eggs are laid…babies are hatched
and snakes slitter on.

Pity…we’re not snakes…
our eggs denied their seeds…
food for the human mongoose.

Yet…we are like dough…
rising in our due season…
and nature provides the time.

Hunger games return…
and the predators are back;
let the prey prepare…

Let the fire this time
be a control burn…clearing
our path to justice…

Freedom is not free…
it must be fought for and won:
Johnson…Ali…Us.
Categories: slitter, allegory, analogy, black african
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberTongue Twister

I am a sheet slitter, I slit sheets.  I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet. (unknown)


The first time I tried this on someone, I got the bigest kick of of the fact that they didn't even know what they had said, until they looked back at the poem, then looked at me and said, "sleet s_itter?"
Categories: slitter, funny,
Form: Alliteration


Premium MemberA Real Tongue Twister

TONGUE TWISTER


I'm a sheet slitter.  I slit sheets because 
I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet

For the contest sponsored by Nina Parmenter
Categories: slitter, funny, humor, image,
Form: Rhyme
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