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I'M a Sheet Slitter

I'M A SHEET SLITTER

I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets
Because I'm the best sheet slitter
That ever slit a sheet

For the contest sponsored by Nina Parmenter

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Line Gauthier

Date: 3/2/2020 1:25:00 PM

We all have our talents. Stop bragging, Curtis. LOL

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/24/2020 9:02:00 AM

Much better than a sheet shitter who shits sheets. Congrats on your win. ;0)

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/24/2020 9:19:00 AM

And who needs a shitty sheet? lol Thanks, Richard!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/23/2020 9:24:00 PM

You really, really, really, really(!) got me laughing when I slipped up on this one, Curtis! So politically incorrect these prudish days---which is the main reason it's so dang good!! Cheers, Gershon

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/24/2020 5:08:00 AM

Thanks, Gershon, for this response. It has been a good laugh and a real tongue twister to all who responded. Blessings on you!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/23/2020 8:15:00 PM

Congrats!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/23/2020 9:07:00 PM

Thanks , Kim! Glad to hear from you!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/23/2020 7:51:00 PM

Yours remains one of my favorites!!!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/23/2020 9:06:00 PM

And you, my dear sweet friend, are a favorite of mine and have been for years!c

Jan Allison

Date: 1/23/2020 2:17:00 PM

I still adore this one - its one of my faves in the contest:-) many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/23/2020 3:03:00 PM

Thanks Jan, for that comment. Even Nina said it really is the funniest one in the contest but the rhyme scheme was not right. I'm glad you like it enough to make it a fave

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 1/21/2020 12:04:00 AM

So well written I sputtered all over my computer screen! Well done!

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/23/2020 3:05:00 PM

I had to get the Windex too, Tim, and I'm the guy who submitted it!

Abdullah Alhemaidy

Date: 1/20/2020 10:32:00 PM

Wonderful! Have a wonderful day Curtis Moorman. Big smile..

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/20/2020 3:08:00 PM

haha, that one can go to a wrong word very easily. Awesomely done!! (my ESL students would not fare well trying to say this one just because the word sheet already sounds like the other one when they say it!)

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/20/2020 5:54:00 PM

Yeah, kinda tough, ain't it?! I know there are people who think ain't ain't a word but they ain't right about that. Ain't that right? Glad you liked it!

Jan Allison

Date: 1/20/2020 9:31:00 AM

OMG I wish I had written this is priceless Curtis lol, Adding this to my faves!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/20/2020 9:37:00 AM

You are the one person that I thought of whom I knew would appreciate this one! Hope Nina likes it enough at least for an HM! lol