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Tongue Twister

I am a sheet slitter, I slit sheets. I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet. (unknown) The first time I tried this on someone, I got the bigest kick of of the fact that they didn't even know what they had said, until they looked back at the poem, then looked at me and said, "sleet s_itter?"

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Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 10/13/2011 11:14:00 AM

a great tongue twister Charles.. trying to say it I don't think I got two going..good luck in the contest... what is a sleet slitter? luv..

Charles Henderson
Date: 10/13/2011 11:49:00 AM

It's not sl darlin', it's sh. (swaps from sheet slitter to sleet s_itter) Gross, isn't it? but then most tongue twisters are like limerick.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/13/2011 9:29:00 AM

It's a good one, charles. Too bad you can't enter it in the contest!

Charles Henderson
Date: 10/13/2011 11:56:00 AM

I don't know Andy. I soup mailed and she said to put it in as it doesn't get bad until you mess up. She liked it. I was hesitant.