If boxers worked at farms making bales
Then we would call them haymakers
If hammers are made to hit nails
Then they could be finger breakers
If boxers ate hay everyday for lunch
Then bale making would be hands free
If the haymakers really pack a punch
Then that’d be the last straw for me
If fingers were stronger than hammers
Then consider boxer’s hands armed
If they’re used for more than nail slammers
Then bales are made in jails, not farmed
April 12, 2023
Writing Challenge-T words poetry contest
Sponsor: Constance La France
Categories:
slammers, funny, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Once, I was an actress;
one of the most talented of my age.
Often think about those times;
up upon the stage.
Confidence consumed me when
costumes I would dress,
My father often did proclaim-
"A natural born actress".
Enjoy the clips of slammers;
those actors whom are writers,
are so brave with their new wave,
entertaining great igniters.
One day I wish to see them live-
for audience they engage,
so admire all their fire,
The poets on the stage.
Categories:
slammers, fire, poets, slam,
Form: Rhyme
I want to know if this challenge is real,
So, please give me something that I can feel,
You must come correct,
To gain respect,
Or you, too, will one day kneel.
A real poet is what I am,
One, who occasionally likes to slam,
I think I am the best,
Better than all the rest,
Since about opinions I do not give a ......!
I am looking to have a little fun,
And I pray that you will not run,
Away and hide,
Behind your pride,
Trying to avoid what needs to be done!
I hate to sound so grim,
But your future in slam looks rather dim,
Call my name,
When you want to play this game,
And do not worry about the rest of them!
This is not a joke,
More like a little poke,
So, if you think you can
Prove that you are the man,
Then follow up on what you spoke.
Categories:
slammers, slam
Form: I do not know?
C'mon all you slammers, take your best shot
I'll tell ya' once more (In case you forgot)
Already kissed the canvas
Had my ass kicked to Kansas
You kiddin', that's it? Is THAT all you got?
Categories:
slammers, funny, life,
Form: Limerick
Me and P D? Slamming friendly,
so before our "Fans" get into a war,
I am conceding gracefully.
Poet Destroyer < One of the best damn slammers I've known for sure.
You Crushed Me! Congrats P D!
Categories:
slammers,
Form: Rhyme