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Slammin' Slammers

C'mon all you slammers, take your best shot
I'll tell ya' once more (In case you forgot)
Already kissed the canvas
Had my ass kicked to Kansas
You kiddin', that's it? Is THAT all you got?

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Dr.Ram Mehta

August 29, 2014 at 7:14 AM

Very funny really slamming the slammers, Tim. Congrats

Skat A

August 28, 2014 at 11:35 AM

Tim, Congratulation, on your awesome win. Thanks for the support. Loving ~SKAT~

Tim Smith

June 17, 2014 at 3:44 PM

Now you are talking...great slam Tim and congrats

Pandita Sietesantos

June 17, 2014 at 8:40 AM

Congratulations on a well-deserved win, Tim. This is a very enjoyable Slam! Well done.Kindest regards!

Poet Destroyer A

June 17, 2014 at 12:58 AM

Hi Tim.... Congratulations:) Thank you for the Slam Season Support... Stop by and enjoy my newest poem "Dear Mr President" OR my latest blog "Prettiest Poet Girl" if you like. No pressure. :):):) Hugs & Love ~Always & Forever~ LINDA

Lynette Chachere

July 31, 2010 at 7:22 PM

lol.i can't stand Kansas. personally. this is funny too! haha. i bet you would like all those slammers

Elaine George

July 26, 2010 at 3:43 PM

still lol. Good one, Tim. Love, Laine

Doris Culverhouse

July 21, 2010 at 4:33 AM

funny...slamming is confusing to me.

James Fraser

July 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM

Excellent Limerick Tim, any congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest. Most deserved >> James

Carrie Richards

July 19, 2010 at 2:20 PM

Ha ....!!! Love it!! Congrats to you Tim, on this clever and witty slam!!! Well done! ~ love, Carrie

Carol Sunshine Brown

July 19, 2010 at 11:18 AM

Congratulations Tim on your well deserved win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Anti-Slam Limericks". Love, Carol

Audrey Haick

July 18, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Thanks for the laughter, Tim! Congratulation on your win in Carolyn's contest! I guess slammers should be able to take some of their own medicine! Hahaha! Peace, love, Audrey

Andrea Dietrich

July 17, 2010 at 10:44 PM

I sure would not want to get into slamming with a slammer though. I liked the ass kicked in Kansas line. I am sure nobody will be slamming you around HERE, Tim. And thanks for your comment to my poem. LUv, Andrea