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Slammin' Slammers

C'mon all you slammers, take your best shot
I'll tell ya' once more (In case you forgot)
Already kissed the canvas
Had my ass kicked to Kansas
You kiddin', that's it? Is THAT all you got?

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2010

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Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/29/2014 7:14:00 AM Very funny really slamming the slammers, Tim. Congrats Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 8/28/2014 11:35:00 AM Tim, Congratulation, on your awesome win. Thanks for the support. Loving ~SKAT~ Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 6/17/2014 3:44:00 PM Now you are talking...great slam Tim and congrats Login to Reply

Pandita Sietesantos Date: 6/17/2014 8:40:00 AM Congratulations on a well-deserved win, Tim. This is a very enjoyable Slam! Well done.Kindest regards! Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/17/2014 12:58:00 AM Hi Tim.... Congratulations:) Thank you for the Slam Season Support... Stop by and enjoy my newest poem "Dear Mr President" OR my latest blog "Prettiest Poet Girl" if you like. No pressure. :):):) Hugs & Love ~Always & Forever~ LINDA Login to Reply

Lynette Chachere Date: 7/31/2010 7:22:00 PM lol.i can't stand Kansas. personally. this is funny too! haha. i bet you would like all those slammers Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 7/26/2010 3:43:00 PM still lol. Good one, Tim. Love, Laine Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 7/21/2010 4:33:00 AM funny...slamming is confusing to me. Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 7/20/2010 12:54:00 PM Excellent Limerick Tim, any congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest. Most deserved >> James Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 7/19/2010 2:20:00 PM Ha ....!!! Love it!! Congrats to you Tim, on this clever and witty slam!!! Well done! ~ love, Carrie Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 7/19/2010 11:18:00 AM Congratulations Tim on your well deserved win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Anti-Slam Limericks". Love, Carol Login to Reply

Audrey Haick Date: 7/18/2010 12:12:00 PM Thanks for the laughter, Tim! Congratulation on your win in Carolyn's contest! I guess slammers should be able to take some of their own medicine! Hahaha! Peace, love, Audrey Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/17/2010 10:44:00 PM I sure would not want to get into slamming with a slammer though. I liked the ass kicked in Kansas line. I am sure nobody will be slamming you around HERE, Tim. And thanks for your comment to my poem. LUv, Andrea Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 7/17/2010 5:33:00 PM soup mail! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/17/2010 4:32:00 PM Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog..Great Limerick for the contest..Congratulations on your win..Sara Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 7/17/2010 3:07:00 PM Ohhhhhhh Yeah! LOL I like yours better! and you a fop..never..a real big man with a real big knife like crocodil dundee! Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 7/17/2010 2:45:00 PM Just serve it up raw, serves em right, takes some effort to chew, Tim. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 7/17/2010 2:43:00 PM Just served it up raw, Tim. Serves em right, takes longer to chew. Smile, Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Date: 7/17/2010 1:47:00 PM Congratulations Tim on placing 2nd in Carolyn's contest with this witty poem. Very nice! Lovingly, Dane Ann Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 7/17/2010 1:09:00 PM CONGRATULATIONS TIM ON 2NT PLACE, AGAPE, MOSES Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/17/2010 1:06:00 PM Congratulations on placing second, Tim! I like the "street language" approach you took very much! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 7/17/2010 12:23:00 PM good one Tim, loved it, good luck in the contest Login to Reply