Birthday Slam Poems

Once turning 18 on my birthday i booked and took my driving test
and thankfully i passed 1st time

Because failing comes at a cost
of another test...

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In reality i should be fat

With the amount of Birthday Cake

In ever increasing cricles i now consume

And i should keep fire extinguisher by my bedside

Because...

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Name your next ten children Trump
May all your twins be Donald's
I wish you a Merry Christmas too
With Happy Birthday visions of him
With surfer dude hair...

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You are thicker than summer night humid air
Sweating beneath a ceiling fan
Wishing it would stop

You are the Butterfly to my Moth

You love in spade's 
You...

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Facebook addiction… I just don’t understand it 
what a load of utter twaddle!

I don’t give a  turgid toss about what you are doing 
and...

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And if I have learned anything from our love, 
it is that things do not break in even pieces.

The way I still catch you glancing...

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I met my wife before the booze
which sounds nicer than the truth
because before the booze was **** and drugs
and the mother of my first child,...

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Dear Dad,
 
I love you. They're three simple one syllable words, and yet three of the words I never remember hearing from you. You say it...

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I spent my 21st birthday
In a squalid old bed and breakfast
On the outskirts of Liverpool

That cost me $10 to light
And 20 a night 
With the...

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.                 *ANDREA  D.*
.     ...

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