Baseball Silly Poems

A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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Mommy and Daddy abandoned me for good
Teachers beat me constantly with baseball bats
Because they're practical for batting practice
I'm not sad because of all that stuff

While...

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Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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I tried to eat a baseball cap
A dreidel and some lumber
Some beetles and a monkey trap
And now this swell cucumber....

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Bring back blonde babes 
with big boobs and butts, 
showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots.
Because they get the bikers and  big boys...

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She was tidying up the food store,
then soon a mouse appeared on a shelf.
"What a cuuuute lil thing....." she whispered.
So touched by it's white fur...

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Inspired and sung to by Linda Rondstadt's "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" tune

Well I lay my head on the soft pillow,
while switching off the tv,
but the...

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The first game of spring
It was the first game of the year.
The go lumpducks vs the hot rugcats.
On 1st base for the hot rugcats is:...

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In the land of fairies and gnomes
Was a gnome often seen on the phone
An up to date fairy
With armpits quite hairy
Like all baseball players was...

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If I could be your President,
certain things would change!
Since no one really knows me,
I suppose you think that's strange!

Folks might think I'm crazy!
But soon, they're...

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