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Ballad Silly Poems

These Ballad Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Ballad. These are the best examples of Silly Ballad poems written by international poets.

Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: silly, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Fun With Sugar

When I feel not equal to people
Should I of not wished to be different from day 1
The wave of acceptance the wave of feeling of...

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Categories: silly, adventure, appreciation, cute love,

Potting Shed Redux

The Taj Mahal will one day fall,
They’ll build and tear down three more malls,
But one thing here when Jesus calls:
My wife’s new potting shed.

The concrete...

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Categories: garden, retirement, silly,

Brine of the Anxious Marinator

Come sit and I will serenade
A sad, colossal flub,
A tale about a marinade.
(Well, truthfully a rub)

It is a long and sordid tale;
Not sure where to...

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Categories: anxiety, silly,

Meatless Mondays

I wonder:
is one man's ballad
invalid
word salad
or a plant-based substitute
for veggie palates?
...

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Categories: silly,

Universal Sea Shanty

Universal Sea Shanty; or, The Generic Folk Song

Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
The perfect Irish jig....

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Categories: silly, dance, happy, parody, satire,

Doggerel Ii

Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse

The Board
by Michael R. Burch

Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms...

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Categories: silly, animal, dog, humor, humorous,

Limericks Ii - Nature and Animals

Limericks II - Nature Poems and Animal Poems

Dot Spotted
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the...

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Categories: silly, animal, humor, humorous, light,

Gas Station Sushi

Ow! gas station sushi.
 I want my gas station sushi.
 I don't care about the cramps & the whooshi.
 Just give me my gas station...

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Categories: silly, funny, humorous, hurt, pain,

The Ballad of Peabody and Little Miss

Peabody and Little Miss, checkin' out the kitchen
Knockin' over the trash can to get the treats inside
When caught, he runs out the back door to...

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Categories: silly, animal, cat, dog, fun,

Embers and Snowflakes

My heart is on fire, my name Embers
And my love for you is a desire
I love you like God and Mother Nature
My love for you...

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Categories: silly, appreciation, blessing, fire, passion,

Ode To Peanut

Ode to Peanut
(by my father David Swanson)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Peanut!
Oh her eyes are filled with wisdom and her...

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Categories: silly, animal, beauty, celebration, childhood,

The Legend of Jack's Father

This is the legend of Jack’s father
and to brag about him Jack won’t even bother
‘cause truth is not a virtue he inherits
and integrity’s a trait...

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Categories: humor, silly,

Sex -E

'Twas at the home of Governors
with pink champagne in hand
I asked them all to take their chairs
still restless, I did stand

I began to speak on...

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Categories: silly,

I'M Not Mean

I am a very nice person
I'll tell you about my day
I'll sit and listen about yours 
And hear what you have to say

I'll make sure...

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Categories: silly, character, funny, humor, humorous,