Autumn Silly Poems

this mug's jiggy i won't lie

see it caught your peep'n eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.
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this mug's cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.
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this tea is a tale of woe

over brewed leaves make it so

bitter steeped each sip

teatime's sinking ship

flavor profile much too low.
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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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spleen of newt tongue of blubber

foul things toads eat for supper

a potion this fine

will strenghten a spine

swallow with bread and butter.
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Ringing in the ears.
Bring on anxiety and tears.
Imagined that you hear someone call out your name after dusk.
Vampires are zombies of the dust.
Dogs scratching at...

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Bat and Gat were reading one day:
just too rainy outside to play.
They had opened a book;
pretty soon they were hooked,
and they both got carried away.

Curiosity...

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dog catcher ferguson jeeves

found a new job raking leaves

since he turned eighty one

neighbors now have more fun

hes no longer spreading fleas.
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One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown...

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And so the first rain pours down late one Autumn afternoon
Waiting for it in vain, its arrival is also a confirmation of many cold months...

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Limericks II - Nature Poems and Animal Poems

Dot Spotted
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the...

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The holiday has come and gone,
and now we’ve reached the time
for fall décor to pass away,
it yields to tinsels fine.

But all the pumpkins I put...

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Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku


chill break of the day
a young, silly squirrel swims
at the perfect fish
~
who ever knew that
a squirrel could swim on...

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Driving along the dark deserted road,
only noise I heard was the croak of a toad,
passing on either side the silhouettes of the trees,
my window rolled...

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Sidney sloth was so very very shy
He’d hide in the treetops way up high

Hanging upside down so no one could see
He’d painted his toes red...

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